Mad Over Fifties Club.

[nungate]

Owing to computer problems I've been having trouble getting the club open tonight.
So I hereby declare tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club open.

The minstrels are up in the gallery playing their madrigals and toccattas, later on they have threatened to play their version of Aerosmiths' greatest hits (oh joy!)
The hot plate special is a beef casserole with dumplings so light and fluffy they have to be tied to the plates! As always there is a selection of volly vonts, canopies and other nibbles. The pudding trolley tonight we have a "pot luck" selection, simply choose which pud would like and it will be brought to you.
All of our usual treats and activities are available for members use so feel free to indulge in whichever past time takes your fancy (just so long as it is legal)
Tonight's tailcock is a special tribute in honour of Excel's Grandma who sadly passed away earlier in the week. He himself has requested it and we are honoured to oblige. Ladies and gentlemen tonight's tailcock is "Grandma's Goodnight Kiss" a delightful distillation which I'm certain will be enjoyed by our members. I hope we will all raise our glasses in a toast to Excel and his dear Grandma.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight.

[nungate]

Loving the ode DT - your first for a while!

[Mammar]

DT
I'm sacking Lloyd Wobbly and ringing up Barry Manilow to set your words to music. We're on a winner. I shall start practising my modest smile of acceptance and my gracious curtsey.

[DTCwordfan]

hic, minty........

the moment called nungate - song writing for Mammar!

[nungate]

I'm sure it'll be a hit!

[DTCwordfan]

proceeds to the gin stocks...?

[tonyav]

Night, minty.

Yeah DT, first ode that you have done for a while, very good.

[murraymints]

Gonna try this here slide....hic..weeeee....splash.....oh nooo ..lost it....hic....belle...robe please...hic

[nungate]

oh yes, must keep up the gin stocks!

[DTCwordfan]

Night minty - broad shoulder needed.............

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, she's at it again, Belle a bath sheet please minty is skinny dipping again. Oh hang on I think I'll join her !.

[Igor61]

Where has Madame Minty gone? She's left her cake behind ......


Belle whizzes past carrying a robe, ..

[murraymints]

Thanks hic ..belle....slurp......I don't want to miss a hic thing.....BRENDA BRENDA where did you come from ? You come for me ? When did ya get free ??hic. Brenda I loves ya....let's go home ....hic.....nighty night...nun and friends...I've had a lovlee time...look who's here for me...Brenda....hic...can't believe it....

[nungate]

oh 'er Hello Brenda....going so soon?

Minty you're abandoning Tony for your wrestling companion?

[tonyav]

Bloody hell, she's run off with that Brenda woman, oh whoa is me sob sob.

[murraymints]

Tone.....you don't mind ..hic....if Brenda ...stays ? ....don't be hic too late...the goats will be hungry.....

[Igor61]

clink .. clink .. clink ..

Some tissues Mr Tony sir,

[tonyav]

Oh all right then minty, don't worry about the goats I'll feed them.

[tonyav]

Thank you Igor, hayfever you know !.

[Igor61]

naturally sir, men don't cry do they? pulls another tissue from the box

[murraymints]

Thanks tone hic....I luvs ya ..hic...toneee.....hic......don't wanna miss a thing...come on Brenda...