Mad Over Fifties Club.

[nungate]

Owing to computer problems I've been having trouble getting the club open tonight.
So I hereby declare tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club open.

The minstrels are up in the gallery playing their madrigals and toccattas, later on they have threatened to play their version of Aerosmiths' greatest hits (oh joy!)
The hot plate special is a beef casserole with dumplings so light and fluffy they have to be tied to the plates! As always there is a selection of volly vonts, canopies and other nibbles. The pudding trolley tonight we have a "pot luck" selection, simply choose which pud would like and it will be brought to you.
All of our usual treats and activities are available for members use so feel free to indulge in whichever past time takes your fancy (just so long as it is legal)
Tonight's tailcock is a special tribute in honour of Excel's Grandma who sadly passed away earlier in the week. He himself has requested it and we are honoured to oblige. Ladies and gentlemen tonight's tailcock is "Grandma's Goodnight Kiss" a delightful distillation which I'm certain will be enjoyed by our members. I hope we will all raise our glasses in a toast to Excel and his dear Grandma.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight.

[nungate]

fickle creature Tony, here offers a tissue your hay fever is showing....

[tonyav]

Thanks for the tissues, must have a cold coming on !.
But I think another bucket of Grannies will cure that, if you please Igor.

[lady-janine]

hi nungate just popping my head round the door to wish you all well. spent the whole day in the garden and now feeling a bit tired. Hope queenie managed to read her mail. must go. xx

[Mammar]

Nungate, I'm sloping off.
Just made a rash promise that if the UK get "douze points" I'll climb the church tower and do a base jump off the top. Better check the parachute is packed properly x x x

[tonyav]

Evening lj, nice to see you.

Hey Mammar , be careful up that church tower and watch out for bats in the belfrey !.

[nungate]

Hey Lady J wish I'd been able to spend the day in the garden! It's been coming down pelters all day! Queenie is just having a peek - she's had quite an evening! Belting round the Towers screeching as her favourite rider won the speedway grand prix (he's a British rider yaay!) and now she's rapt with Eurovision though she's a mite peeved as she preferred the Norwegians I personally favoured the Greeks but....
Do have drinky Igor, a drink for Lady J if you please

[Igor61]

Ha! if I please! as if I get a choice

Drink Milady J?

[nungate]

Shall I have Igor pile up some mattresses at the botton of the church tower for you Mammar? We have some spare ones in the stores

[nungate]

Time for the rofl does everyone have their tickets ready?


Then I shall begin

Tonight's winning number is: Puce

and the winning colours:

8
50
39
4
25

a wide range of numbers there, thank you Queenie for your help!

oh look Tony, you have won two prizes! You can collect them from Belle in the vestibule

I won, Excels Star Wars novel ooh goody!

[Igor61]

Madame, shall I turn out the lights around the grounds? I shall leave on the ones needed for the carriages

[nungate]

If all our guests are no longer out in the grounds and gardens that would be a good idea Igor. Just be sure that all our guests are within the confines of the Towers before you switch them off

[tonyav]

Oh look what I've won, must be my lucky night. [i]thanks nungate ;-)[i].

[nungate]

You're welcome. It's always good to be on the right side of car mechanics - haven't met one I didn't like yet - mind you I've only really been acquainted with two others, one of whom has had a "bit of a thing" for Queenie - come to think of it, she has quite a few chaps on bit of a string, despite them all being aware that she has got her ex-sailor - I never got the chance to say "Hello sailor" to him either, too late now

[lady-janine]

thank you igor. don't throw me out just yet i've only just been given my drink.

mammar i have a grandson who packs parachutes and also goes skydiving whenever given the chance shall i contact him for you?

[Igor61]

I wouldn't dream of it Milady J. Madame would take my chains away if I were to be rude to one of her guests

[tonyav]

It's always good to be on the right side of car mechanics


Well nungate, you never know when you may need one do you lol.

[nungate]

now that you mention it.....we're looking for a wing mirror for a Vectra any ideas? (did I mention best beloved can be a bit of a cheapskate?) know any scrapyards in this area?

[excelsior-1]

good evening everyone

finally in now for the night, and i just thought i'd stop by briefly to thank you all for your thoughts and toasts whilst you were here

thank you nungate and queen for presenting my apologies for absence & the raffle prizes i sent along

have a good night everyone

[tonyav]

Sorry nungate I don't know of any scrap yards in your neck of the woods, have a look on Ebay your bound to find on on there. Have you got a broken one then ?.

[tonyav]

Evening excel.