Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and Welcome to this weeks Mad Over Fifties Club. This evening is looking like a scorcher, so we are taking things down to the beach so I hope you have brought your flip flops, bikinis/shorts and shades. Instead of the usual Hot Plate we are having a BBQ - Beef Burgers, Sausage Rolls, Hot Dogs and a salad bar is also available. Also no pudding trolley but we have brought in a specialist Ice Cream Machine so you can all make your own Ice Cream Sundaes – massive selection of sauces, sweeties and hundreds and thousands and mini cones. No Hot Tub but we do have the Olympic sized Paddling Pool. Igor is not in attendance this evening as he is away participating in trials for Silver Polish. The Tailcock this evening is the Long Island Iced Tea – something very refreshing on a lovely sunny evening. We have a new band this evening the 'Summer Time Blues' who specialise in Buddy Holly Tributes but they will be giving their spin on various Summer Anthems from the 50's through to the present day. We have a volleyball net set up at the west side of the beach if anyone fancies a game, a selection of inflatables (lilo's rubber rings and dinghy’s) are available if you wish to go into the water and for those daredevils among us we have 2 Twin Seater Jet Skis.

For the Rofl I have 2 bottles of nail polish
Yesterdays Daily Mail Puzzles half finished

So all aboard........and lets go to the Beach!

Carriages at Midnight

[queenofmean]

She could be Mammar....maybe her 'sparkly' is her crown

[Mammar]

Well, she does wear it on her head a lot

[tonyav]

Or sometime on mine, Mammar lol.

Nothing that I'd put on a public forum, Daisy !.

[Mammar]

Anyone want to share my Mars bar dip?

[murraymints]

Brenda....ssshhh....there's the jet ski...hic...Well have to wade out...hic....jump on..now...quick he's seen us..quick....here pull me up Brenda !! Quick..he's coming ...hic...oh noooooo....me sparkly`s come off..hic no time...bertha will have some in..hic..Calais .....Brenda...drive ..DRIVE .....

[murraymints]

Au revoir Tony....be home ..hic..soon.....FEED THE GOATS.....byeeee !!

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, she's done it again, quick quick queenie get minty a bath sheet.

[Mammar]

Tone! Quick! The jet ski . . . . She's heading off in the general direction of France? Is your car ambidextrous? Or do I mean aquadextrous ... Or something

[Mammar]

Ambiphibious!

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, forget it queenie, she's done a runner with that bloody Brenda again, Calais this time, I knew that bloody Brenda was trouble when she gave me that body slam last week.
Left me to see to the goats all on my own AGAIN.

[tonyav]

Does that mean bi sexual, Mammar ?.

[queenofmean]

Tony....maybe its time to leave the barn door open....she might think twice about doing a runner! I'll keep the goats in our barn for safe keeping, mind

[Mammar]

It may do. The Tailcock is blurring my thoughts. I meant will your car drive on the water so you can go rescue her. But make sure you leave that Brenda behind. She's a bad influence

[excelsior-1]

i had a bisexual when i was a child

two wheels and five gears

[queenofmean]

I nearly spilt my drink over my laptop there Excel!

[DaisyNonna]

Those goats need you Tony. Do not abandon them.

[Mammar]

Coo Excel, you must have been rich! My Dad couldn't afford gears. And my chain was off the tractor. Difficult to pedal but it firmed up me thighs a treat

[tonyav]

Good idea that queenie, looks like thats the only way way I'm gonna put a stop to it.

Yes Mammar, I've gotta get rid of that bloody women Brenda somehow.

[Mammar]

I'm a bit worried about the goats too. We might come next week and find there's Goat Curry on the Buffy.

[tonyav]

Ok Daisy, I will look after them, I wouldn't abandon them.


I had a bike with a fixed wheel when I was a kid, I've still got the limp !.