Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and Welcome to this weeks Mad Over Fifties Club. This evening is looking like a scorcher, so we are taking things down to the beach so I hope you have brought your flip flops, bikinis/shorts and shades. Instead of the usual Hot Plate we are having a BBQ - Beef Burgers, Sausage Rolls, Hot Dogs and a salad bar is also available. Also no pudding trolley but we have brought in a specialist Ice Cream Machine so you can all make your own Ice Cream Sundaes – massive selection of sauces, sweeties and hundreds and thousands and mini cones. No Hot Tub but we do have the Olympic sized Paddling Pool. Igor is not in attendance this evening as he is away participating in trials for Silver Polish. The Tailcock this evening is the Long Island Iced Tea – something very refreshing on a lovely sunny evening. We have a new band this evening the 'Summer Time Blues' who specialise in Buddy Holly Tributes but they will be giving their spin on various Summer Anthems from the 50's through to the present day. We have a volleyball net set up at the west side of the beach if anyone fancies a game, a selection of inflatables (lilo's rubber rings and dinghy’s) are available if you wish to go into the water and for those daredevils among us we have 2 Twin Seater Jet Skis.

For the Rofl I have 2 bottles of nail polish
Yesterdays Daily Mail Puzzles half finished

So all aboard........and lets go to the Beach!

Carriages at Midnight

[queenofmean]

Oh No....we don't eat Goat. They can stay in our barn Tony....we have a goat jungle gym in there for them.

What about tipping off the...what they called....like police....you know what I mean I hope

[mrs_overall]

Right I am back.
I don't know whose idea it was to lock me in the pedallo store but there will be trouble when I find the culprit

looks meaningfully at tony

[DaisyNonna]

excel, five gears? I had 1 set of everyday clothes and 1 best for Sunday.

[tonyav]

Ok then queenie, I'm sure they will enjoy there little holiday in your barn with the goat gym.

Mmmmmmm, good idea about the cough cough splutter cops.

[tonyav]

Doh, she's bloody well escaped !.

[nungate]

I've been summoned from my sick bed to draw the rofl so, tickets at the ready:


Tonight's winning number is: green

and the colours:

14
9
37
28
40

Hope everyone wins the prize of their dreams, I shall now return to my sick bed.
Have a lovely evening ...

[mrs_overall]

QOM.do you have a small quantity of sand I could borrow please, and do you have a socket where I could charge my cattle prod?

[DTCwordfan]

Time for a power cut.......candles work well, mrs o.

[mrs_overall]

DTC, depends on where I put them. Now where has tony gone?

[tonyav]

Tony runs across the gardens clutching the fuses he has just removed from the consumer unit.

[queenofmean]

Mrs O...we are on a beach...more than plenty sand. I don't think it was Tony who locked you in I think it may have been Chubb. He always locks the doors when all the items in use have been removed for usage. Erm......you will need to go in to the towers for a socket..unless I think there is one in the Greenhouse....

No problem Tony just send them over and I shall settle them in...is there any baby goats I need to be aware of?

[tonyav]

Tony runs back, relises he has won the metal detector aka a magnet.

[tonyav]

Yes queenie two kids and one on the way.

[queenofmean]

Well Done Tony.....I won my own stuff back....need to speak to Belle about that!

Fabby do's I'll have the bottles at the ready!

[tonyav]

Queenie, they have to be fed every four hours, so get your alarm clock set !.

[tonyav]

nungate, I hope your alright.

[DTCwordfan]

well I shall retire and thank you all for your hoshpishtality tonight.....the sack beckons.....xx to the gals and slurp of another tea for all.

[tonyav]

Good night DT, sleep well.

[mrs_overall]

QOM it was dark by the pedallo store. All I know is my assailant smelled strongly of goat, engine oil and Old Spice...

[queenofmean]

I shall be on hand we have a Goat Whisperer so he will be on hand to aid me Tony don't panic.

Good Night DT x