Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome to Nungate Towers. After opening up this meeting of the MoFC, I'm afraid I shall have to retire to my chambers as Queenie has thoughtfully shared her cold with me and I feel rotten. (thank you Queen)
Tonight's Tailcock will be the Royal Ascot (since I've been there in spirit since Tuesday) and the Hot Plate Special comes from the great institution that is Giovanni's Fish, Chips, Pizza, and Mafia Safe House! Giovanni is bringing us the full range of his menu, there will be everything from Cod and chips to white pudding suppers, and a full range of Italian Ice creams to boot! (myself I fancy some tutti frutti - might help my sore throat) The Minstrels are back in the gallery, warming up their usual selection of Madrigals and Toccattas, and later in tonight's festivities they will break out their own tribute to Iron Maiden (heavens preserve us!)
The hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower, and the mini bar has been refilled, the bungee is springy and awaiting anyone who fancies jumping into the abyss, as always the race track is available for members use, the park and surrounding grounds are available to all members of MoFC as are the swimming pools (indoor and outdoor) the lake with it's rowing boats and the maze (keep turning left!)
I'm sure Igor and maybe Queenie will be on hand to assist any members with any difficulties or questions. I may pop in later in the evening depending on whether or not the lemsips have the desired effect.


Carriages at midnight.

[tonyav]

By the way Mammar, beautiful dress your wearing tonight.

[queenofmean]

if you think it will help Daisy give it a bash :)

Tony...2more 1 on each :)

[DaisyNonna]

Evening Tony.
Oooh Igor this tailcock is delicious. Got any chilli peanuts hidden away?

[Mammar]

For the roffle I can now offer
A unused dance card
A tiny weeny little blue pen half-inched from a well-known catalogue shop (useful for writing on dance cards)
A fan what doesn't but useful for flirting behind
An alarum clock set for 10 mins to midnight so's I can get home before me jelly shoe drops off, presuming there was going to be a handsome Prince to write me in for the last dance

[Igor61]

Chilli peanuts? I'm not sure, I'm sure Scoff in the kitchen might be able to rustle up something for you Madame Daisy, give me a few moments

[tonyav]

Hey, looking good then with your Ebay items, queenie.

[Mammar]

(Curtseys to all my frock admirers)
Well, I may be slightly overdressed but remain unabashed.
It's not many as 'ave the aplomb to wear an off-the-shoulder number while eating fish'n'chips with their fingers out of last night's newspaper.

[Psybbo]

Gawd, how does one get a drink in this place?

[tonyav]

Your so chic Mammar, not everyone could carry that off !.

[queenofmean]

I'll go get you one Sib, it is your usual bucket?

[Psybbo]

Please, Queenie, thank you

[tonyav]

Queenie, would you mind getting me another one to, thanks.

[Igor61]

puff puff Here's a little something Scoff made up for you Madame Daisy.

Madame Sibton, a drink for you, please call for Simkins if you need anything, things are a bit rushed with Madame being unwell,

[queenofmean]

I'll be right over runs, locates Sib's bucket, fills it up to the brim Siiiiiiiiibbbbbbbb.......here you go :)

[queenofmean]

Coming up Tony

[Mammar]

Incidentally, I'm so pleased to be here with you lot as there is some rubbish tv on tonight

[queenofmean]

There is never anything decent on on a Saturday Mammar, I think they expect everyone to be out on the randan really.....I'm looking at ideas for my hair and doing some practice Theory stuff

[DaisyNonna]

Nearly forgot the rifle stuff.
A fahrenheit thermometer
Set of scales calibrated to pounds and ounces
A twelve inch ruler
Exercise book with shiny red cover and rods poles and perches on the back.

[tonyav]

What do you want to do with your hair, queenie.

[tonyav]

Oooooh, hope I win Daisy's roffle prizes, it's all stuff that I understand.