Fifty Shades Of Grey

[wendilla]

Subject: Fifty Sades of Grey by Pam Ayres





FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) - By Pam Ayres of course..
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
.. T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey"....
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey

[wendilla]

Gone in hiding lol lol

[wendilla]

Just noticed this has already been posted .

[Butterbun]

Am still laughing. Great start to my day, starting with a good laugh. She's good is Pam Ayres.

[pixie373]

Brilliant! Very funny! :-)

[flump1]

Doesn't hurt to share it again Wendilla, Pam Ayres is so funny !

[RATTER15]

Love it!!

[whistonian]

Thanks for this Wendilla, I'm still laughing. Pam Ayres is fab with words I would love to hear much more from her.

[Octavius]

Does anyone else read it in the "accent" when you know its Pam Ayres?

.....just me....?