Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and Welcome To Nungate Towers for this evenings Mad Over Fifties Club.

This Evenings Tailcock is 'The Fez' (glasses come complete with little Fez hats) an Ode to Matt Smith. Its a lovely warming concoction if I say so myself so enjoy. On the Hot Plate we have 'The Chip Shop Selection' Fish, Sausages Puddings, Pies and all the lovelies you'd get down the chip (salt and sauce optional) the usual voly vents and canopies are also available. On the Pudding Trolley we have mini cornettos, magnums and viennetta's and also mini arctic rolls. The Tone Deafs are having their instruments re-tuned so they have found a Karaoke Machine so we can all have a sing song with them. The Hot Tub is as usual bubbling away. It has been a bit cold of late so tonight's available activities are Ice Skating on the Lake - skates and hats and gloves are available for hire. We also have Ice Carving in the Cool Room with Aunty Freeze - she's a truly 'cool' woman! The Games Room is also open if you don't fancy a cold evening ahead.
Last week the Rofl wasn't held and the items have been misplaced - but this evening I have
Spiced Orange and Ginger bubble bath - not spiced oranged or gingered!
Numerous Old Receipts
Tuesday's EuroMillions Ticket - not a winner

Carriages at Midnight

[queenofmean]

Cricket Cricket Cricket.....

[Psybbo]

Hi Queenie, just popping in for a few minutes, bedlam here dogs an too many humans! May I nip into the snug and could Igor bring me a bucket?
For the rofl bring a radiator key, yesterday's newspaper and a handful of short screws

[queenofmean]

Course you can Sib, Igor is still glued to the TV so I'll go get you a bucket :)

[nungate]

Hello, quite here innit?

[Psybbo]

Lovely isn't it!

[DTCwordfan]

High all - Quiet ce soir....

Bloody hell, how about this Comet larkey coming in this coming week........BBC2 at the mo..

[Igor61]

Evening all. Ah yes, the comet. Madame believes she saw it the other morning

[nungate]

Hi DT, Sibs, I hope you are well.

I must be a little over excited, I meant it was quiet in here tonight, not "quite" - too much Doctor Who!

[nungate]

they reckon this comet is about the size of Australia! The other morning I was being driven to my appointment and going along the road looking east I saw what I thought was a vapour trail in the sky, but after a bit I noticed it was a bit broader than a trail left by a plane, and it was quite a short trail
unlike the trails left by a plane, so I'm hoping it was the comet I saw

[Igor61]

Can I arrange any drinks for anyone, I'm still a bit impeded having to use a stick but Plant and I can improvise ....

[queenofmean]

Igor can I have one but not a bucket though

[DTCwordfan]

That, nungate, was Minty trying to get to the loo..........

[nungate]

oh - you better hope she's not about DT - she wrestles you know!

[Igor61]

I have your drink in a crystal glass young madame

[tonyav]

Evening all, minus 1 degree here ( bloody freezing ), Igor my usual bucket please and roe and chips with salt and some of Mammars lovely pickled onion vinegar to.For the roffle I have one sonic screwdriver ( flat battery ) and 16 assorted length hidden head nails ( slightly bent ).

[queenofmean]

thank you igor ;)

evening DT and Tony

[tonyav]

Evening queenie, any news lately with the speedway rider ?.

[nungate]

Hi Tony, how are you? (apart from cold that is)
Did you see an earlier post over in motoring about a Vectra? I answered it telling them that you were the man who might know what the problem was
(well, you are my "go to guy" in all things motoring.....)

[tonyav]

Hi your nungateship, no I haven't seen the Vectra thread. Will have a look see.

[nungate]

Great Tony, I did say that you would probably be able to answer the question. If it had been about needlework I might have been able to oblige! All I know about cars is that you put petrol in them and they go (unless it's a diesel engine and then you have a problem............)