Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Tonight at the Towers we are pleased to announce that the Tailcock will be the Storm Flurry and for the hot plate special we have a delicious Chicken Chasseur, with veggies from the estate and mash (of course) and on the pudding trolley, a rich and dreamy chocolate torte with whipped cream! As I this isn't enough we also have our customary volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers.
The Minstrels are busily setting up their instruments in the gallery ready to play the madrigals and fugues we have come to expect from them, in the ballroom we have the Woody Forest Swing Band - anyone for a jitterbug?
We have nice blazing fires in the most of the rooms (would anyone wishing to stay in one of our guest suites please inform Belle in order that fires may be lit in the suite) From the library to the snug the Towers is waiting to welcome members. The hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower and the bungee is ready to bounce, down in the dungeon the indoor pool is ready and waiting for anyone wishing a late night swim.
For the rofl tonight I offer:
Dry cleaners hanger - the cleaners put a pair of leather gloved on a hanger?
4 empty cardboard boxes - the Avon lady left them in the front porch

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

Get them to pass the ball in the right direction.

I most certainly would if I were the manager, Daisy.

[lady-janine]

do hope g/son is okay. he's not back yet.

looking forward to hearing from all of you. throw away (probably permanent) email address on page one.

[queenofmean]

Thank You Lady J - I must remember to ask my nurse what time my appointment is - I think its early but that's all I can say :/

[Magyar]

A twisted cocktail eh, sounds like fun, I might just give it a go.

[nungate]

Is that you away then Lady J? I hope you have had a nice time and I hope your lad turns up very soon.
Good night and sweet dreams

[Igor61]

I am Igor. The Ancient Family Retainer. I have brought your tailcock. Bucket or a glass?

[tonyav]

Where your G son gone to, lj ?.

[lady-janine]

no nuns i'm still her but thank you for your good wishes. just doing my mother hen act.

[queenofmean]

Igor... can you ask daddy dearest to bring up my meter and book please thank you *mwah*

[lady-janine]

to the nearest pub. tony.

[DaisyNonna]

Nice entrance Igor! Such a sense of theatre.
Er, could you give me a refill?

[nungate]

Ah the old Mother Hen act - it never leaves us does it? Feel constantly that I am M.H. these days, what between mothering my mum and mothering Queenie (and five cats) and best beloved - though I suspect he "mothers" me a fair bit.... I'm one confused dame!

[Igor61]

But of course Madame Daisy you know you are my favourite

[DaisyNonna]

Talking of dames, how about a pantomime? Or would it be better to have an Aber one?

[queenofmean]

yeah but sometimes I have to mother you and the 5 cats and the house :(

[lady-janine]

i fed him before i let him out so at least he's not drinking on an empty stomach. he doesn't usually drink much as he's keeping Fit. they've got live music at the pub tonight so i expect he is staying for that.

[nungate]

I'm not sure Daisy, didn't we do a panto theme for the Christmas ball last year?

Would members please note that the MOFC Annual Christmas Ball will be on the 22nd December. Thank you

[lady-janine]

igor!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is so two-faced.

[nungate]

I reiterate "Confused"

[DaisyNonna]

Igor, is your middle name Bruce? Makes me feel inadequate. You are my rock.