Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Tonight at the Towers we are pleased to announce that the Tailcock will be the Storm Flurry and for the hot plate special we have a delicious Chicken Chasseur, with veggies from the estate and mash (of course) and on the pudding trolley, a rich and dreamy chocolate torte with whipped cream! As I this isn't enough we also have our customary volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers.
The Minstrels are busily setting up their instruments in the gallery ready to play the madrigals and fugues we have come to expect from them, in the ballroom we have the Woody Forest Swing Band - anyone for a jitterbug?
We have nice blazing fires in the most of the rooms (would anyone wishing to stay in one of our guest suites please inform Belle in order that fires may be lit in the suite) From the library to the snug the Towers is waiting to welcome members. The hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower and the bungee is ready to bounce, down in the dungeon the indoor pool is ready and waiting for anyone wishing a late night swim.
For the rofl tonight I offer:
Dry cleaners hanger - the cleaners put a pair of leather gloved on a hanger?
4 empty cardboard boxes - the Avon lady left them in the front porch

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[lady-janine]

where's he gone daisy?

[nungate]

Can you fit it all in your bath Daisy?

[queenofmean]

oh for petes sake!! I got a bl00dy box!!!

[lady-janine]

i'm so lucky.. . . . now i've a won a wire coathanger. i can hang my tube of hand cream up.

[lady-janine]

queenie - you can hide in it when they want to take that red stuff from you.

[tonyav]

YAY, I've won Daisy's selection. Tony is still searching for his 1968 Blue Peter album.

[queenofmean]

true I could, they haven't wanted to do that for a while, but I just remembered I have the Diabetic clinic in 2 weeks and I think its my annual (usually involves needles) I must see if Val is there otherwise they are up a gumtree with a Koala...named Dee if they think they are getting any off me!

[nungate]

She will need a considerably larger box Lady J., besides I can count on one hand (with fingers left over) the number of people who can actually get the wee devil to part with the red stuff! The phlebotomist at our surgery thinks it's easier to get some from a stone!

[DaisyNonna]

Yes nun, if I stand up in it. Might tickle though.
Tony, best of luck, do let us know what you make. So important to be creative. tell that to Villa tomorrow

[lady-janine]

queenie - don't forget i'll hold hands with you any time i am needed.

[tonyav]

Hey Daisy, the team is starting to gel together now at long last. famous last words.

[Magyar]

I hesitate to ask what a tailcock is, methinks I should google it first, and yes and no, I'm 100% born and bred in England (never set foot in Scotland or Wales), but if I told you my middle name is G-G-G-G-Granville, that might be a clue to where my username hails from.

[lady-janine]

nuns - just feed her a mickey finn for breakfast.

[queenofmean]

Give me a wooden one, silk lined and a nice fluffy pillow with a padlock on the inside haha!

[lady-janine]

and is nurse emanuel your best friend?

[lady-janine]

queenie please don't joke about that.

[nungate]

any relation of old Arkwright Magyar?

(welcome to nungate towers by the way)
Tailcock is a MOFC tradition it's a Cocktail - with a twist!

[DaisyNonna]

Never mind the hand washing! Get them to pass the ball in the right direction.

[queenofmean]

Sorry Lady J - I didn't mean it in a bad way, I just wanted to be let out when my appointment would be over.

[lady-janine]

i'll hold your hand queenie. my good one then you can squeeze it all you like.