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nungate | 20:02 Sat 15th Feb 2014 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Good evening and welcome to all those who have sailed or waded through flood waters, trudged through snow, and been buffeted by stormy winds to join us at Nungate Towers this Saturday. For those few, that happy few unaffected by the weather in their journey here tonight, you too are most welcome.
As we are still in Olympic mode, tonight's Tailcock will be the "Gold Medal" (as worn by that intrepid slider Lizzie Yarnold - very well done!!)
On the hot plate tonight we have, Potage Bonne Femme, ( despite good women being hard to find these days, we managed!) There is also a Minced beef hotpot on the hot plate, just the thing for the cold and wet weather, hot and hearty being the order of the day) Of course there will also be the customary, volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers. On the pudding trolley there is a delicious steamed jam sponge, with custard or cream (Oh dear, I seem to have gained another couple of pounds!)
Our entertainment tonight comes in the shape of our favourite band the Tone Deafs and tonight they will be playing a selection of golden oldies (feel free to request any song you like) and as always, up in the gallery in the Great Hall, the Minstrels are busily tuning up their usual repertoire of madrigals and toccattas.
Owing to the high winds (thankfully now abating) it has been decided that the bungee will remain out of action until Spring as will the hot tub, which has been relocated to the dungeons by the indoor swimming pool, naturally the mini bar has accompanied the hot tub to its new location.
Still in use however is the ski slope and the ice rink, and we have also added a toboggan run! We have provided the necessary sliding equipment
and safety gear.
For those members who may experience difficulty in returning home this evening, please be aware that the guest suites are available and ready to use. All amenities are available for members, the library has a vast collection books, magazines and periodicals, the latest edition of "Theoretical Physics for Beginners" has just arrived, as well as the Valentines issue of "Cow Punchers" weekly. The games room is fully equipped with most games, tables have also been set up for card games (please note that gambling is illegal within the confines of the Towers) Our fully equipped gym has a new personal trainer in the shape of that former all in wrestler Fearless Freddie, scourge of the Kirkcaldy Crochet Guild.
Igor will be on hand at the main entrance for the concealment of all cloaks, coats and broomsticks, (the safe return of which is never guaranteed)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals



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Last one and night all

Sir Cumference - well he has been around a lot.
Well he's been around Zooby.


Zooby, is that Madame Zooby or Zooby, Sir?
Of course Tony! Fog light as well. If there is a full moon he prefers to fly with dipped headlights.
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Igor. That would be Madame Zooby.
bit late I know, but evening all

any chance of a snifter?
Thank you Madame how did she know?
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But of course Sloopy, Igor! A birthday drink for Sloopy!
Your birthday Bucket! Sloopy, sir
Has he got an MOT certificate, Daisy ?.


Evening hippy chick, bet you've already had a few snifters.
Is it your birthday Sloopy? Sorry, not really been in touch with today. Many Happy Returns!
Igor, a bucket please so that I can drink Sloopy's health.
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MOT Tony? He certainly is a Master Of Traffic (Airborne Division)
thanks Igor,

nungate, please tell him I'm not a bloke


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I do not believe that today is Madame Sloopy's anniversary but it is certainly the birthday week and Madame is a firm believer in these things being celebrated for a week - we are permitted to keep our cards on show for a whole week you know!
Madame Daisy , I have your bucket.
Have you had a great day Sloopy?
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He has been informed Sloopy, he is getting on a bit you know, ancient family retainer and all that
Merci Bien, Igor.
Glad to hear that, Daisy, good to know that Eric is fully air legal.
Not quite the same as being on the back of a bike but at least I don't get my white kidskin stilettos road scorched.

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