Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to all those who have sailed or waded through flood waters, trudged through snow, and been buffeted by stormy winds to join us at Nungate Towers this Saturday. For those few, that happy few unaffected by the weather in their journey here tonight, you too are most welcome.
As we are still in Olympic mode, tonight's Tailcock will be the "Gold Medal" (as worn by that intrepid slider Lizzie Yarnold - very well done!!)
On the hot plate tonight we have, Potage Bonne Femme, ( despite good women being hard to find these days, we managed!) There is also a Minced beef hotpot on the hot plate, just the thing for the cold and wet weather, hot and hearty being the order of the day) Of course there will also be the customary, volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers. On the pudding trolley there is a delicious steamed jam sponge, with custard or cream (Oh dear, I seem to have gained another couple of pounds!)
Our entertainment tonight comes in the shape of our favourite band the Tone Deafs and tonight they will be playing a selection of golden oldies (feel free to request any song you like) and as always, up in the gallery in the Great Hall, the Minstrels are busily tuning up their usual repertoire of madrigals and toccattas.
Owing to the high winds (thankfully now abating) it has been decided that the bungee will remain out of action until Spring as will the hot tub, which has been relocated to the dungeons by the indoor swimming pool, naturally the mini bar has accompanied the hot tub to its new location.
Still in use however is the ski slope and the ice rink, and we have also added a toboggan run! We have provided the necessary sliding equipment
and safety gear.
For those members who may experience difficulty in returning home this evening, please be aware that the guest suites are available and ready to use. All amenities are available for members, the library has a vast collection books, magazines and periodicals, the latest edition of "Theoretical Physics for Beginners" has just arrived, as well as the Valentines issue of "Cow Punchers" weekly. The games room is fully equipped with most games, tables have also been set up for card games (please note that gambling is illegal within the confines of the Towers) Our fully equipped gym has a new personal trainer in the shape of that former all in wrestler Fearless Freddie, scourge of the Kirkcaldy Crochet Guild.
Igor will be on hand at the main entrance for the concealment of all cloaks, coats and broomsticks, (the safe return of which is never guaranteed)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals



carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

You should have told him to stop it with the wheelies, Daisy.

[nungate]

White kidskin? Before Easter Daisy? tut tut

[nungate]

Oh shall we do the rofl?

Tickets ready? Then I shall begin.


Tonight's winning number is: Blue

and the winning colours are:

3
18
42
37
22

Remember prizes can be collected from Belle in the vestibule upon production of the winning ticket

[DaisyNonna]

No, after Easter nun. They were my confirmation shoes.

[DaisyNonna]

Got the pea shooter. Soon clean that up. Pity no faggots to go with the peas.

[nungate]

and the still fit, impressive. But you always get what you pay for. It was the white kidskin that caught my eye

[tonyav]

Yay !, I've won half a ton of shingle and a feather duster.

[nungate]

Well the duster will come in useful for polishing up the shingle Tony, I'll have to go tell Queenie she won the quill

[humbersloop]

lovely thanks Daisy, time to pick up the sou'wester and mooch though

nungate and retainers, thanks

[nungate]

Good night Sloopy, a fair wind in your sails ....

[DaisyNonna]

Tony, at the end of the evening to celebrate our other Olympic Medal could you play on Mamya's thread Have You Met Miss Jones by Frank Sinatra?

[DaisyNonna]

Night Sloopy.
Yes nun, white kidskin. The biggest problem was the pencil skirt. Not built for motor bikes.

[tonyav]

G'night, hippy chick.

Consider it done, Daisy.

[tonyav]

Ohhhh, I used to like seeing the gals wearing those pencil slim skirts, Daisy very sexy imo.

[nungate]

That would be nice Daisy, I doubt whether I'll be up much longer. Best beloved didn't get home until around 3.30 am and I didn't get to bed until 4.00 am so beginning to flag now. I shall miss the night night tonight!

[queenofmean]

mum....head over to mamya's little something for you

[nungate]

Oh Queenie, haven't heard that one in ages! ta muchly daughter mine

[tonyav]

Good night all, thanks for another lovely evening, nungate.

[nungate]

You're welcome Tony, stay dry now!

[DaisyNonna]

Not sure when and where I will be next week but I will keep in touch.
Daughters can be a blessing or a .....
Enjoy your blessing!