Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening all, and welcome to Nungate Towers, so come on down and let our revels begin.............I sure could use the company!!
Tonight's Tailcock is the "Nungate Abandoned" a somewhat solitary yet interesting brew, on account that everyone has gone off and left me here all alone,......all on me tod.......just me and five moggies, who, however sweet they are, they are not scintillating conversationalists!
Igor is by the door waiting to collect all coats, cloaks, and broomsticks ready for concealment in various crooks and nannies around the Towers,
members please note all outer garments are left at their owners risk [i Our Hot plate special for tonight is a delicious cottage pie (we had some derelict cottages on the estate and I do hate to see waste ........) horses doovers, canopies and our world famous (at least in the AB World) volly vonts, and on our pudding trolley we have a selection of ice creams, and of course every possible (within reason) topping, and a choice of ice cream sauces, and whipped cream! Time to make your own sundaes!!
In the Great Hall gallery, the Minstrels are busy setting up and getting ready to give us their now legendary (in their minds at least) selection of madrigals, toccatas and as a special treat they will throw in a cantata or two
[i] stifles a yawn ] meanwhile down in the ballroom, for those members wishing a bit of a dance we have engaged the services of our favourite local band The Tone Deafs
Members will please note that the bungee will be reinstated at the beginning of next month, the same goes for the hot tub, which is currently enjoying a brief sojourn with the indoor pool down in the dungeons, mini bar has been keeping them company (and has also been refilled)
The snug has a nice cosy fire, and nice comfy sofas just ready for members in search of a quiet evening. Anyone one wishing to visit the conservatory is reminded not to feed the Triffid, it's not due another feed until Easter....
Would members please remember to collect their tickets for the rofl from Belle in the vestibule, and if you wish to stay over please let her know so that the guests suites can be prepared.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[DTCwordfan]

De Paris, Daisy? Mais oui; en effet, j'ai habité au banlieue de St Germain-en-Laye.......

[DaisyNonna]

You know how to spoil a girl Tony, thanks.

[tonyav]

I know that your partial to Frank, Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

Bien sur DT.Je l'ai trouve sur ma carte. last time I tried doing the accents I turned the screen around. Please accept my apologies

[DTCwordfan]

lol - the alt functions come into play.......

[tonyav]

Ah, those sexy French accents.

[DTCwordfan]

Ah, c'est monsieur, le émoustillé chèvre de gardien

[DaisyNonna]

Took me 20 minutes staring at the keyboard before I worked out something that might restore it. A technological baby, c'est moi!

[tonyav]

I haven't got a clue what your saying, DT, any how it's only sexy when it's a gal speaking da lingo.

[DTCwordfan]

'Ah, it's the keeper of the randy goat!'

[DaisyNonna]

Was that quite polite DT?

[tonyav]

LOL, it was for him, Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

Igor, another bucket please to calm me.

[Igor61]

very well Madame Daisy, I have your refill here

[DaisyNonna]

Thanks Igor. Is all well behind the green baize door? Have you heard from Frank lately? How is Plant? I know it takes a good staff to keep a place like this running smoothly.

[tonyav]

Ah yes, Frank, thanks for reminding me, Daisy. Hows his training coming along, Igor ?.

[Igor61]

He's very busy preparing for his exams which are held just before Easter, he will be back at the Towers over the Easter break

[DaisyNonna]

Yes, it's that time of the year again. Exams looming. We were taught that if you had not revised everything at least once before the magnolias bloomed then it was too late.

[tonyav]

Is that the end of term, Igor. Will he be back at college after the Easter break ?.

[DTCwordfan]

that's the polite version, Daisy. Now if you want the slang......