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[mickthemuppe]

Anybody know more quotations  like

What was the best thing before sliced bread? or if you spill stain remover on your sleeve what can you get rid of it with?

Any more please?

[Quizmonkey]

Sorry??

[duncan dee]

If two socks are a pair and two shoes are a pair

what are two apples?

[Marsh]

Scrumptious!

[Quizmonkey]

See what you mean now - being a bit thick there! Here you are:

What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?

Why are things typed up but written down?

Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?

If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

What do people in China call their good plates?

If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?

Why is it when you�re almost dead you�re on death�s doorstep, but when your actually dead your not in death�s house?

If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

When sign makers go on strike, what do they hold up?

[johnalex]

Well done Quizmonkey  -  very entertaining!

I thought I was indecisive but now I'm not so sure .....

[MargeB]

The chinese call their good plates 'Blitain'.

Why isn't phonetics spelt as it sounds?

[smouse]

why do we wash towels arent we clean when we use them

[Quizmonkey]

And what cruel b***** decided that 'lisp' should contain an S?

[MargeB]

When u go into a shop there is a sign on the door saying 'No Dogs, except Guide Dogs'. Who's that for?

[johnalex]

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

[Zen]

If a schizophrenic is suicidal is that a hostage situation ?

How do Snowplough drivers get to work in adverse weather ?

[Ward-Minter]

why don't sheep shrink in the rain?