School

[marval]

The college professor was trying to demonstrate a project on his computer to four students helping him edit a newsletter.

He was having problems with the computer, so the ladies went over to the lounge until he could get the programme pulled up.

The Dean was a little shocked when he walked in through the door and heard one of the students shouting down the hallway, "Hurry up and get in here, girls, the old professor finally got it up!"


The teacher told the kids to draw a grassy meadow and a cow eating the grass.

By the end of the hour, all the kids had some more or less drawn pictures of that topic, except for Judy.

Judy had a blank page. So the teacher asked, "Where is your grass?"

Judy answered: "The cow ate it all."

Then the teacher asked: "Where is the cow?"

Judy answered: "When there was no grass left, the cow walked away."


A Sunday school teacher asked her pupils to name things they were thankful for.

One bespectacled boy said he was thankful for his glasses.

"Any special reason?" the teacher asked.

"Yes,” he replied, "they keep the boys from hitting me and the girls from kissing me."

[maggiebee]

Nice chuckle from these Marval, thanks.