Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and Welcome to this Evening's Mad Over Fifties Club.

Please leave all your coats/bags/capes/brooms/keys etc with our lovely Igor. Please note that they may disappear and appear again in a few weeks! The Tailcock this evening is the Mother's Pride - a potent yet yeasty brew that is most certainly going to bring a smile to your face. On the hot plate this evening is a Warming Beef Stroganoff with piles of hot, fluffy rice and various sides. We also have the usual canopies and Volly Vents and Horses Doovers. On the Pudding Trolley we have a Peach Melba...please help yourselves. Entertainment this evening comes from the Bert Phanackapan and his Calypso and Limbo band (how low can YOU go?) Also for all you lovely ladies we have Ms P Amper doing nails, massages and facials in the parlour next to the Hot Tub and Swimming Pool. Guests are reminded that if they use the conservatory (the spider monkey does love company) they are not under any circumstances to feed the Triffid (the owner of the green hat still has not been found). Bungee will be restored in a matter of weeks, don't enter or throw anything in the moat, the piranhas don't like - and its mating season!

Daisynonna sends her apologies, she may be along later, owing to some family commitments, She has sent Ernie the sea Eagle with a few prize for the ROFL - box of fountain pen ink cartridges (assorted colours), a double barrelled pencil sharpener, 2 sheets of blotting paper 1 Pink, 1 White, and one left handed italic pen (Nungate has dibs)

A warm Welcome awaits those who dare enter these portals. Carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

It's ok, Sir A, rant as much as you like, especially if it makes you feel better.

[DaisyNonna]

Sir A, Is there nothing you can do? Sounds an awful situation.

[nungate]

That's the beauty of AB we can have a jolly old rant and feel better afterwards. The guy sounds a prize numpty

[DaisyNonna]

Nun, it's ridiculous. Asked if I could be shown how to do it. No. Takes a plumber to be called out for less than a minute's work.

[nungate]

it's the frustration that gets you in the end Daisy. Hanging around waiting for a repairman when you know it is a simple thing but yet you have to have the "so called" expert who costs you a fortune!

[tonyav]

Is it a condenser boiler, Daisy ?.

[Igor61]

Shall I gather the staff for the clear up Madame?

[DaisyNonna]

Who knows? It's a Vaillant. Plumber did mutter something about compression.

[nungate]

You may Igor, I shall let you know when they are needed, meantime you can see if anyone wants some tea and biccies while they wait

[DaisyNonna]

Time to leave these good people in peace methinks.

[nungate]

Oh, you off again so soon Daisy? Has Eric quite recovered from the journey up? You could always stay over, Belle has some guest suites already prepared

[tonyav]

If it's a condenser boiler, Daisy, have a look underneath it and see if there's a plastic knurled nut type of thing, if there is turn it anti clockwise and you should see the pressure gauge rise.

[Sir Alec]

My computer turned itself off again. You tube is slow and slurred. Time to get a new computer, probably. Had this one a long time. More expense!

[tonyav]

Forgot to add, it should be a minimum of 1 Bar pressure, if you do it your self let it rise to about 1.5 Bar and the re tighten ( clockwise ) the knurled plastic nut type thing.

[DaisyNonna]

Actually impossible to see underneath. Will try by touch!
Could stay a bit longer nun but don't want to outstay my welcome. Need to get home tonight in case Son turns up with card although more likely to be afternoon as I know he wants to try out his new canoe tomorrow.

[nungate]

I'm of the opinion that computers and men ought to be kicked regularly - just to keep them in line, though I've never ever had to lay a foot on Mr Nungate the threat seems to be enough ;-) ......... as for the computer have come close to actually tossing the thing through the window.

[tonyav]

Sir A, down load this ( make sure it's the free version ) and let it scan your computer, it may have nasty Trojans or a virus and this will find them and destroy them.
http://download.cnet.com/Malwarebytes-Anti-Malware/3000-8022_4-10804572.html

[Sir Alec]

It's not the computer's fault, nungate. Would rather kick the sister's boyfriend and throw him through the window!

[nungate]

a new canoe! poetry forsooth! Queenie is taking Mr N and me to the cinema to see Captain America - as well as tomorrow being Mothers day it is also his birthday - so we are having a double treat! There are also presents to open. I'll watch the film, odds are he'll doze off .....

[tonyav]

nungate
I'm of the opinion that computers and men ought to be kicked regularly - just to keep them in line,


Oh gawd, she's got the manual out again.