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Good Evening and Welcome to this Evening's Mad Over Fifties Club.
Please leave all your coats/bags/capes/brooms/keys etc with our lovely Igor. Please note that they may disappear and appear again in a few weeks! The Tailcock this evening is the Mother's Pride - a potent yet yeasty brew that is most certainly going to bring a smile to your face. On the hot plate this evening is a Warming Beef Stroganoff with piles of hot, fluffy rice and various sides. We also have the usual canopies and Volly Vents and Horses Doovers. On the Pudding Trolley we have a Peach Melba...please help yourselves. Entertainment this evening comes from the Bert Phanackapan and his Calypso and Limbo band (how low can YOU go?) Also for all you lovely ladies we have Ms P Amper doing nails, massages and facials in the parlour next to the Hot Tub and Swimming Pool. Guests are reminded that if they use the conservatory (the spider monkey does love company) they are not under any circumstances to feed the Triffid (the owner of the green hat still has not been found). Bungee will be restored in a matter of weeks, don't enter or throw anything in the moat, the piranhas don't like - and its mating season!
Daisynonna sends her apologies, she may be along later, owing to some family commitments, She has sent Ernie the sea Eagle with a few prize for the ROFL - box of fountain pen ink cartridges (assorted colours), a double barrelled pencil sharpener, 2 sheets of blotting paper 1 Pink, 1 White, and one left handed italic pen (Nungate has dibs)
A warm Welcome awaits those who dare enter these portals. Carriages at midnight
Please leave all your coats/bags/capes/brooms/keys etc with our lovely Igor. Please note that they may disappear and appear again in a few weeks! The Tailcock this evening is the Mother's Pride - a potent yet yeasty brew that is most certainly going to bring a smile to your face. On the hot plate this evening is a Warming Beef Stroganoff with piles of hot, fluffy rice and various sides. We also have the usual canopies and Volly Vents and Horses Doovers. On the Pudding Trolley we have a Peach Melba...please help yourselves. Entertainment this evening comes from the Bert Phanackapan and his Calypso and Limbo band (how low can YOU go?) Also for all you lovely ladies we have Ms P Amper doing nails, massages and facials in the parlour next to the Hot Tub and Swimming Pool. Guests are reminded that if they use the conservatory (the spider monkey does love company) they are not under any circumstances to feed the Triffid (the owner of the green hat still has not been found). Bungee will be restored in a matter of weeks, don't enter or throw anything in the moat, the piranhas don't like - and its mating season!
Daisynonna sends her apologies, she may be along later, owing to some family commitments, She has sent Ernie the sea Eagle with a few prize for the ROFL - box of fountain pen ink cartridges (assorted colours), a double barrelled pencil sharpener, 2 sheets of blotting paper 1 Pink, 1 White, and one left handed italic pen (Nungate has dibs)
A warm Welcome awaits those who dare enter these portals. Carriages at midnight
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I know the feeling Daisy. My heating and hot water went off last Sunday. Boiler looked at and radiators flushed, cost £450. Still not working. If it wasn't for the oil filled radiator I've got, I'd be freezing right now.
A blue box with a red cross in it and 'Internet Disconnecting' just appeared on my computer and the whole thing switched itself off. Never had that before. Called on my sister's boyfriend, the so-called computer wizard, to help. He's not even emerged from the bedroom. Not his computer, not his problem. He's the most selfish, greedy person I've ever met and that's saying something! Left it awhile and turned it back on and it worked, but I don't know for how long.
A blue box with a red cross in it and 'Internet Disconnecting' just appeared on my computer and the whole thing switched itself off. Never had that before. Called on my sister's boyfriend, the so-called computer wizard, to help. He's not even emerged from the bedroom. Not his computer, not his problem. He's the most selfish, greedy person I've ever met and that's saying something! Left it awhile and turned it back on and it worked, but I don't know for how long.
Still waiting for a call from him Tony.
A week before my Dad died, my sister's boyfriend asked me if I was going to use the same funeral director's as for my Mum.
He came rushing into the room I was in and blurted out that if we put my Dad into a home, we'd lose our inheritance and the house. No, I thought, you will!
Two days before my Dad died he said to me, "Not long now" Prize Pr1ck!
All he cares about is money and gadgets. My sister's tongue must be sore from licking his @rse all these years. My Dad couldn't stand him and wanted to change his will to leave me this house. He was never lucid for long enough to do it and now I feel bitter. He was adamant that the boyfriend wouldn't get any of his money. Sorry for the rant, I feel better now, but still frustrated that all my sister and he talk about is moving. I don't want to leave, but can't afford to buy them out.
A week before my Dad died, my sister's boyfriend asked me if I was going to use the same funeral director's as for my Mum.
He came rushing into the room I was in and blurted out that if we put my Dad into a home, we'd lose our inheritance and the house. No, I thought, you will!
Two days before my Dad died he said to me, "Not long now" Prize Pr1ck!
All he cares about is money and gadgets. My sister's tongue must be sore from licking his @rse all these years. My Dad couldn't stand him and wanted to change his will to leave me this house. He was never lucid for long enough to do it and now I feel bitter. He was adamant that the boyfriend wouldn't get any of his money. Sorry for the rant, I feel better now, but still frustrated that all my sister and he talk about is moving. I don't want to leave, but can't afford to buy them out.
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