Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for the latest meeting of Mad Over Fifties Club. Igor is at the door eagerly awaiting tonights arrivals so that he can gather up their coats, cloaks a broomsticks for concealment around the Towers, members should note that all items left for concealment are left at their own risk and we cannot guarantee their safe return at the end of our revels
Tonights Tailcock will be the "Dyspeptic Daiquiri", shall we say it's an "interesting brew" not to mention colourful!
Our hot plate special tonight is roast chicken with all the trimmings! For those who might prefer something lighter, we have a selection of volly vonts
horses doovers and canopies. On the pudding trolley, we have a special request by Queenofmean for an Ice Cream Gateau, layers of different flavours of ice cream, swathed in whipped cream and topped with a selection of fresh fruit.
We are pleased to announce the return of the bungee to the topmost tower
and the hot tub is also back in his rightful place atop the North Tower, and of course his best friend the Mini bar has returned there too (fully stocked)
(sadly the indoor pool is bereft now his friends have relocated from the dungeon) Now that the lighter evenings have returned we are delighted to say that the gardens and the maze are also open for members use. Rowing boats will be available in a few weeks for rowing on the lake, and the racetrack has had new floodlights for night time driving and the cars are all ready for racing!
Our indoor entertainment comes in the shape of our Minstrels who are tuning up in the gallery of the Great Hall getting ready to serve up their usual selection of madrigals and toccattas. In the Ball Room, we have engaged the services of the Tone Deafs a selection of Eighties Hits. As always our indoor facilities are available to all members, as it will be a few weeks before we can use the outdoor pool, members are reminded that the indoor pool is ready for use (swimsuits are available) I would urge members to give it a try, he's feeling very low since his friends have returned to the North Tower.
Our well stocked library has all the latest magazines and periodicals, including the latest edition of Quantum Physics for Midwives. Members must remember not to feed the Triffid if they visit the conservatory, its next feed is due at Easter. (would the owner of the green hat found at the feet of the triffid please collect it from Lost Property) I am happy to say that owing to members good behaviour in not throwing litter into the moat, the piranhas have recovered from their bout of indigestion (the pepto bismol was turning the water pink!)
Please hand all contributions for the rofl to Belle in the vestibule)
For tonights rofl I offer:
- Pack of needles (rusty and blunt)
- tangle of embroidery threads
- half finished cross stitch picture (chart lost)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

Me please, Igor.


If your hips are hurting then you must do what you have to do, Sir A.

[nungate]

Hey Anne, how's things? Igor will have a drink for you on the trolley

[BigMac]

As Hamish and Dougal put it.... ...

Hamish, do you play golf?
Golf, Dougal? No - I like women

[tonyav]

anneasquith
tony ( Blackburn ) loves being the token male . don't ya tone ? :)


Not when the woman in here start with all this viscous talk, anne.

[Sir Alec]

One more tailcock before I go. I've got new tablets. They do absolutely nothing for my pain, but there have been many interesting side-effects. You're not supposed to have alcohol with them, so this may be time to take cover!

[DaisyNonna]

Sir A, would a soft or firm chair be more comfortable? You should have mentioned it sooner.

[DaisyNonna]

I am sure Igor could find you something non-alcoholic if you would like to stay a little longer.

[excelsior-1]

come and sit in the hot tub Sir Alec - it can be quite therapeutic

[nungate]

I know about pain killers that don't Sir Alec - right pain in the butt as it were

[tonyav]

Sir A, you ought to go back to the doc's and get him to change your tablets if there not working.

[anneasquith]

no thank you nungate, its a bit late to be getting on Igor's trolley with him.

[tonyav]

Go on get on, anne, I'll give you a push.

[craft1948]

All still mad in here as usual.................jolly good.

[DaisyNonna]

Sounds like fun Anne. Unless you don't want to be a trolley dolly.

[DaisyNonna]

More like jolly hockey sticks tonight.

[anneasquith]

tony,,,,getting up's the easy part, its the decend that can be troublesome !!!!!!!!!

[Sir Alec]

Yesterday, I was behaving like I'd had 10 coffees in a row. Absolutely manic! I've had headaches, nausea, dizzy spells and pain in my knees. They are called Lyrica/Pregabalin, if you have a spare minute, look up the side-effects. It makes for horrendous reading. The company who makes them has obviously covered themselves well in case of lawsuits!

[nungate]

Hey Craft, lovely to see you I hear you've been enjoying Stuart McBride novels

[DaisyNonna]

We could pile up the cushions for a soft landing or ask a male to gently lift you down.

[nungate]

Anne, you don't get on the trolley, he brings it to you so you can choose something tasty or thirst quenching - he'd be mortified if he thought you were getting on his trolley (might upset Brunhilde)