Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for the latest meeting of Mad Over Fifties Club. Igor is at the door eagerly awaiting tonights arrivals so that he can gather up their coats, cloaks a broomsticks for concealment around the Towers, members should note that all items left for concealment are left at their own risk and we cannot guarantee their safe return at the end of our revels
Tonights Tailcock will be the "Dyspeptic Daiquiri", shall we say it's an "interesting brew" not to mention colourful!
Our hot plate special tonight is roast chicken with all the trimmings! For those who might prefer something lighter, we have a selection of volly vonts
horses doovers and canopies. On the pudding trolley, we have a special request by Queenofmean for an Ice Cream Gateau, layers of different flavours of ice cream, swathed in whipped cream and topped with a selection of fresh fruit.
We are pleased to announce the return of the bungee to the topmost tower
and the hot tub is also back in his rightful place atop the North Tower, and of course his best friend the Mini bar has returned there too (fully stocked)
(sadly the indoor pool is bereft now his friends have relocated from the dungeon) Now that the lighter evenings have returned we are delighted to say that the gardens and the maze are also open for members use. Rowing boats will be available in a few weeks for rowing on the lake, and the racetrack has had new floodlights for night time driving and the cars are all ready for racing!
Our indoor entertainment comes in the shape of our Minstrels who are tuning up in the gallery of the Great Hall getting ready to serve up their usual selection of madrigals and toccattas. In the Ball Room, we have engaged the services of the Tone Deafs a selection of Eighties Hits. As always our indoor facilities are available to all members, as it will be a few weeks before we can use the outdoor pool, members are reminded that the indoor pool is ready for use (swimsuits are available) I would urge members to give it a try, he's feeling very low since his friends have returned to the North Tower.
Our well stocked library has all the latest magazines and periodicals, including the latest edition of Quantum Physics for Midwives. Members must remember not to feed the Triffid if they visit the conservatory, its next feed is due at Easter. (would the owner of the green hat found at the feet of the triffid please collect it from Lost Property) I am happy to say that owing to members good behaviour in not throwing litter into the moat, the piranhas have recovered from their bout of indigestion (the pepto bismol was turning the water pink!)
Please hand all contributions for the rofl to Belle in the vestibule)
For tonights rofl I offer:
- Pack of needles (rusty and blunt)
- tangle of embroidery threads
- half finished cross stitch picture (chart lost)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[Sir Alec]

The stiletto is tucked into my garter, tony, just in case there's any fighting over the bio-memetic gel.......

[tonyav]

G'night, DT, sleep well.

[DaisyNonna]

Renegades Dt?

[nungate]

food for the gods Tony, food for the gods!


Good night DT, sleep well (will be in touch at some point soon)

[tonyav]

Note to self, never pick a fight with Sir A !.

[BigMac]

@excel - a delicacy!

stottie (ˈstɒtɪ) n
dialect ( Northeast English ) a wedge of bread cut from a flat round loaf (stottie cake ) that has been split and filled with meat, cheese, etc

[origin unknown]

[tonyav]

DaisyNonna
Renegades Dt?


It's ok, Daisy, he doesn't mean you.

[Sir Alec]

Yes, tony, and I don't even have a small person's complex!

[nungate]

Haven't had stottie is a long time, used to buy them when we nipped down to Berwick - must do that again soon - it's great with a couple of minute steaks on a bed of lettuce and mustard mayonnaise

[DaisyNonna]

So I should hope. Never reneged in my life. Who did he mean?

[queenofmean]

can we have that for tea this week.... need access to freezer

[tonyav]

Sir Alec
Yes, tony, and I don't even have a small person's complex!


Thats what I like to hear, Sir A gawd she's tough, note to self again, never never pick a fight on Sir A.

[tonyav]

The rest of us probably, Daisy.

[queenofmean]

lol tony...don't pick one with me either ;)

[tonyav]

Another note to self, never pick a fight on Queenie either.

[DaisyNonna]

Pax!

[nungate]

Not to worry Tony, I'll settle her hash if she starts - Queenie can be volatile but as they say the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree and I can be worse than her, so I'll protect you ;-)

[queenofmean]

erm...and I quote 'she's worse than you' dad....to you...following eye hospital incident

[Sir Alec]

Hash? Will you be sharing that, nungate. I could make some of my famous choccie truffles. Then we will all be in the hot tub, giggling like loons!

[queenofmean]

I still don't know why we still have the living room door glass panels intact!