Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for the latest meeting of Mad Over Fifties Club. Igor is at the door eagerly awaiting tonights arrivals so that he can gather up their coats, cloaks a broomsticks for concealment around the Towers, members should note that all items left for concealment are left at their own risk and we cannot guarantee their safe return at the end of our revels
Tonights Tailcock will be the "Dyspeptic Daiquiri", shall we say it's an "interesting brew" not to mention colourful!
Our hot plate special tonight is roast chicken with all the trimmings! For those who might prefer something lighter, we have a selection of volly vonts
horses doovers and canopies. On the pudding trolley, we have a special request by Queenofmean for an Ice Cream Gateau, layers of different flavours of ice cream, swathed in whipped cream and topped with a selection of fresh fruit.
We are pleased to announce the return of the bungee to the topmost tower
and the hot tub is also back in his rightful place atop the North Tower, and of course his best friend the Mini bar has returned there too (fully stocked)
(sadly the indoor pool is bereft now his friends have relocated from the dungeon) Now that the lighter evenings have returned we are delighted to say that the gardens and the maze are also open for members use. Rowing boats will be available in a few weeks for rowing on the lake, and the racetrack has had new floodlights for night time driving and the cars are all ready for racing!
Our indoor entertainment comes in the shape of our Minstrels who are tuning up in the gallery of the Great Hall getting ready to serve up their usual selection of madrigals and toccattas. In the Ball Room, we have engaged the services of the Tone Deafs a selection of Eighties Hits. As always our indoor facilities are available to all members, as it will be a few weeks before we can use the outdoor pool, members are reminded that the indoor pool is ready for use (swimsuits are available) I would urge members to give it a try, he's feeling very low since his friends have returned to the North Tower.
Our well stocked library has all the latest magazines and periodicals, including the latest edition of Quantum Physics for Midwives. Members must remember not to feed the Triffid if they visit the conservatory, its next feed is due at Easter. (would the owner of the green hat found at the feet of the triffid please collect it from Lost Property) I am happy to say that owing to members good behaviour in not throwing litter into the moat, the piranhas have recovered from their bout of indigestion (the pepto bismol was turning the water pink!)
Please hand all contributions for the rofl to Belle in the vestibule)
For tonights rofl I offer:
- Pack of needles (rusty and blunt)
- tangle of embroidery threads
- half finished cross stitch picture (chart lost)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

Evening excel.



Sprouts, Sir A ?.

[queenofmean]

Good Evening Excel :)

you have a new mode of transport? Does this mean I may have the tardis?

[Sir Alec]

I bags the bio-memetic gel, I could think of a thousand uses for it!

[excelsior-1]

thank you nungate - i have missed being here the last few weeks, and it will be good to see queenie again

[Sir Alec]

An egg salad, with a small array of cheeses, tony. My bowel will be full and fruitsome by tomorrow morning, so luckily none of you will be on the other end of it, so to speak!

[tonyav]

Yep, good stuff that bio memetic gel, I have often used it !.

[tonyav]

An egg salad, Sir A ! she must be on a diet lol.

[DaisyNonna]

Hi Excel. How exciting! What is your new craft's name?
You just missed a lovely dip in the pool. Tony and I managed to chat with the pool while we swam.

[excelsior-1]

i happily give you the gift of the tardis queenie - she has performed admirably for many centuries, and i know that with you she will be in good hands

[Sir Alec]

If I went on a diet, there would be nothing left, tony!

[nungate]

Thank you Daisy, I'm sure he would have enjoyed the chat, I hope he will be feeling better now, I shall have to see about getting him a companions of some kind

[tonyav]

No wonder that pool wouldn't speak to me, it was to busy chatting to you, Daisy.

[excelsior-1]

hello Daisy ---- here she is - this is the visuals of the shakedown cruise

[queenofmean]

mum...could you ask dad nicely to pop the grill on i'll be down in a sec please :)

[tonyav]

Sir Alec
If I went on a diet, there would be nothing left, tony!

Sir A, then you need to eat more than salads.

[nungate]

If you need some "weight" Sir Alec I can spare more than a little! If you'd like - I just need to look at food and I put on weight!

[queenofmean]

aww bless Excel...thank you :) you can keep the key incase you want to go for a spin :)

[excelsior-1]

hello tony, how are things?

[tonyav]

Interesting craft that, excel, how fast is it ?.

[DaisyNonna]

Excel! It's enormous.