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nungate | 19:16 Sat 19th Apr 2014 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Good evening and Happy Easter to all members of the MOFC and, indeed we at the Towers would like to extend those greetings to all members of AB.
Igor is back on duty at the entrance waiting to collect for concealment all coats, cloaks, and broomsticks in his various crooks and nannies members should note that there is no guarantee that these items will be returned at the end of our revels, though they may eventually turn up at some point
Our Tailcock this evening is in keeping with the season and is the Chocabunny" our resident mixologist does like to keep things current.
The Hot Plate Special tonight will be a honey roasted gammon, with new potatoes and that perennial favourite, cabbage.................. Of course it would not be MOFC if we did not have those favourites, volly vonts, horses doovers and canopies, so beloved by MOFC members. On the pudding trolley tonight we have profiteroles, with chocolate sauce and vanilla ice cream.
Our entertainment tonight comes from the Minstrels how do they manage to keep on getting in? with their usual selection of madrigals,and toccattas, though, tonight they are promising to "mix" things up a little and toss in the odd fugue!
Down in the Ballroom, we have a brand new band, the Fidgeridoos, who are going to provide us with classic old songs played on didgeridoos ........ please, didgeridon't..................
As always our faciltities are open to all members, the indoor pool loves company and we have a selection of swimwear for members to put on for swimming, (please do not offend the indoor pool by skinny dipping, he doesn't like that sort of thing) Up on the topmost tower the bungee is waiting for the more daring members.... who in their right mind would bungee over a moat full of piranhas? Our well stocked library is waiting for members who might prefer a quieter sort of evening. I am happy to say that the Triffid in the conservatory has been fed and is most amenable to visitors (enjoy it while you can this mood will not last!) I am also pleased to say that later on this evening, Frank, (Igor's minion who has returned briefly from college) has organised a bonfire for members to toast marshmallows and sing camp fire songs (what is that place teaching him?)
Rest assured dear members we have a plethora of delights for you this evening.
Lastly, my apologies for our late start this evening, I was called away on an urgent piece of family business.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


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get the nail removed ( you know it makes sense )
Oh dear, Psybbo - I'll see if it's online and take it from there - thanks! Quite like this one that I have been using......
I will only have the sides removed Anne, its that or nothing. I don't want my whole nail off
Tony wrote the fourth
a scimitar as from the Haggis Nights
sharp as the thing
that sets it free


Would this involve doing the sword dance, DT. do hope so, I can get my kilt out of mothballs.
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preferable to getting the kilt out of the moths?
ooft.............that's me told LOL, ok Q.
have you the knees for a kilt Tony, sir?
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stubborn you see Anne, perfectly capable of cutting off her nose to spite her face - takes after her mum I'm afraid - she has all of my bad points and few of the good!
Sorry if I was a bit abrupt Anne, I just I'm rather fond of my feet and I like wearing sandals and things and if I had no nail it would be a disaster for me.
what good bits have I got?
Did Tone wear shorts as a teenager all the time, esp during winter - to have a suitable crop to wear under the kilt.......?

Me doubts it.....
Well, I've done some knee exercises, Igor, I've been building them up by doing ''Knees up mother Brown'' and the Okey Kokey.
Me doubts it.....


To right, DT, football and hols.
however, the sword dancing, yes. I'll get Wilkinson's to sponsor you......
Queenie, it will grow back.
it's a start Tony, sir
fair point Q. it's all nungates fault anyway :)
they don't want it to grow back...I was surprised when the one on my broken toe fell off and came back..I freaked majorly as I wasn't expecting it to come off
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your needlework skills, you can bake beautifully and um.......your general weird individuality - there's more I can think of - you're more like your Dad
Perhaps Queenie could join me with the sword dancing ! might get that toe nail of hers sorted !.

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