Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Just as I was about to post the laptop did a "thing" and I lost everything!
So come on in everybody, Igor is at the door waiting to gather up all your coats and cloaks and broomsticks so he can hide them all over the Towers.
Queenie sends her regrets, she won't be joining us this evening her dad has taken her to a speedway meeting to cheer her up a bit
The Tailcock for tonight is the "Sunny Evening"
The hot plate special tonight is a Toad in the Hole with onion gravy (Frank the minion went on a toad hunt and every one he caught went into tonight's dish) as always there are the world famous, volly vonts, horses doovers and canopies and on our pudding trolley there we have a tarte tatin with whipped cream.
The Minstrels have got in again and they are already up in the gallery playing their madrigals and toccattas. For members wishing to dance we have engaged the services of the Wilf Bumstead Swing Band and they will be playing down in the Ball Room. All our usual entertainments are available to members, the indoor pool, the bungee, hot tub, and library are all open to members and as we are now into warmer weather and lighter evenings we have opened up te gardens and grounds for members wishing to explore the Towers surroundings, we have even cleared the paths leading down to the beach, and although the water is a tad on the cold side it is still very pleasant to sit and watch the sun set.
For the rofl I offer:
1 defunct washer dryer
1 defunct chest freezer
1 defunct upright freezer (they all died at once)
Packaging from replacement freezer and washer (an expensive week! we may eat again sometime in August)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

Thanks very much, pixie, can't have a toad without an hole.

[DaisyNonna]

Pixie how nice to see you, even if you are not here. do I need a new wand?

[nungate]

sorry that should read Pixie, I really must put a light on!

[Psybbo]

Good evening your ladyship, Daisy, Tony and Igor. For the roffle I bring an unopenable brolly, three pairs of high heels and a shoehorn

[Psybbo]

Oh, missed you there, waves to Pixie, gawd I'm thirsty.............

[tonyav]

Evening, Psybbo, are they matching pairs ?.

nungate, if the cats are being well behaved then all is well.

[pixie373]

Hi sibs, nungate, daisy x. I gatecrash occasionally daisy, get tony into trouble and leave :D. Nice to see you too x

[Psybbo]

Not sure Tony, but size 4, mix and match

[nungate]

So far so good Tony, so far so good!

Hi, Sibs, how are you? I've had a heck of a two days! I'm glad I can just sit down and do MOFC tonight, need a slight rest, I've been overdoing things a bit, do have a tailcock...

[DaisyNonna]

Psybbo, love high heels, just can't wear them. The brolly could be a conversation piece in the right vase.

[tonyav]

Size 4 !, gawd they will cripple me.

[Igor61]

Madame Sibs a bucket for you, and a nice bucket for Madame Pixie too

[nungate]

I got a nice pair of flatties yesterday, very comfy shoes! (got them at Queenies place, bought a bag today too, feel a bit vulture like ....)

[Psybbo]

Thank you Igor, you must have been doing too much, nungate! I'm doing a Quentin Crisp at the minute, watching the dust accumulate

[DaisyNonna]

Psybbo, I think Tony is perfectly capable of getting into trouble without any help.

[pixie373]

Thank you very much, Igor. Most kind. I have two wet towels to donate to your roffle. Any good?

[DaisyNonna]

Oh dear! Meant Pixie. Brain not quite caught up with body.

[nungate]

I prefer not to disturb the dust too much myself Sibs, I'm allergic to house dust mites so we always damp dust, doesn't seem to affect me so much.
Then again I can always ask Queenie to do it for me - she doesn't mind too much, (but just enough, she does it, doesn't like it but she does it)

[Psybbo]

Hey Daisy, me get Tony into trouble!!! I think you meant Pixie!

[Igor61]

2 wet towels Madame Pixie? I'm sure Madame could pop them into her new machine to dry them first, allow me ....