Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Just as I was about to post the laptop did a "thing" and I lost everything!
So come on in everybody, Igor is at the door waiting to gather up all your coats and cloaks and broomsticks so he can hide them all over the Towers.
Queenie sends her regrets, she won't be joining us this evening her dad has taken her to a speedway meeting to cheer her up a bit
The Tailcock for tonight is the "Sunny Evening"
The hot plate special tonight is a Toad in the Hole with onion gravy (Frank the minion went on a toad hunt and every one he caught went into tonight's dish) as always there are the world famous, volly vonts, horses doovers and canopies and on our pudding trolley there we have a tarte tatin with whipped cream.
The Minstrels have got in again and they are already up in the gallery playing their madrigals and toccattas. For members wishing to dance we have engaged the services of the Wilf Bumstead Swing Band and they will be playing down in the Ball Room. All our usual entertainments are available to members, the indoor pool, the bungee, hot tub, and library are all open to members and as we are now into warmer weather and lighter evenings we have opened up te gardens and grounds for members wishing to explore the Towers surroundings, we have even cleared the paths leading down to the beach, and although the water is a tad on the cold side it is still very pleasant to sit and watch the sun set.
For the rofl I offer:
1 defunct washer dryer
1 defunct chest freezer
1 defunct upright freezer (they all died at once)
Packaging from replacement freezer and washer (an expensive week! we may eat again sometime in August)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[pixie373]

I don't blame you! All ok now?

[tonyav]

Daisy, those cucumber ice lollies will never catch on.

[nungate]

Ah Frank you've fetched a mop, you are such a good lad!

[Psybbo]

Tony and a pump in the shed! Well I never! Lovely but frustrating story about the bed

[tonyav]

Igor, when is Frank due back to college ?.

[DaisyNonna]

I know Tony, the lettuce ones are even worse. Fancy trying out the Swing Band?

[nungate]

such is life Sibs.....


I wonder what else he keeps in that shed

[tonyav]

Psybbo
Tony and a pump in the shed!


Oi madam, pack it in.

[tonyav]

Yeah, I wouldn't mind a swing, Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

Come on then!

[nungate]

whatever do you mean Tony? I just like sheds and their contents, before we moved I had a shed at the bottom of the garden which I called the Far Pavilion - and I had a nice big tree stump which was known in the family as
Nungate's Thinking Post.....

[tonyav]

Righto then, Daisy. Have you got the correct shoes on though.

[DaisyNonna]

They are mine, flat, soft soled, perfect for dancing!

[tonyav]

I bet you'd like my shed, nungate, it's full of interesting stuff.

[tonyav]

Good.
I'll just change my hob nailed boots for something more suitable then, Daisy.

[lady-janine]

hello to all from outer space.

[nungate]

hob nailed boots on my lovely ball room floor? I should think you should change them! We have some lovely black patent pumps in the dance store room if you want Tony

[tonyav]

Hello, lj, nice to see you hows things in independent Cornwall ?.

[nungate]

Well, good evening Lady J, I hope you are well? Shall I have Igor fetch you a bucket?

[tonyav]

Yes nungate, hob nailed boots, don't forget that my bicycle as no pedals.

Thanks for the offer, I'll go and try some on.