Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers, time for AB's Mad Over Fifties to meet for an evening of culture and reflection or failing that the usual mayhem and madness which usually takes place on these evenings.
Igor is lurking at the main entrance waiting for the arrival of our guests so he can help them out of their coats, cloaks and broomsticks in order for their concealment in the variety of crooks and nannies he has found around the Towers members are advised that their items are left at their own risk and the management cannot guarantee their safe return at the end of the evening
Tonight's Tailcock will be the "Eurovision" an international sort of brew, yet interesting..........
Our Hot Plate Specials Tonight have a truly international theme, we have Paella, Sauerkraut, Spaghetti, Fondue, and pickled herrings.....of course there will also volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers. On the pudding trolley, we have Tiramisu, Danish pastries, Crema Catalana, and Gateau St Honore (I have just gained 10lbs just typing that!)
For our entertainment tonight we have engaged the services of our favourite local band the Tone Deafs who will be performing the greatest hits of Eurovision, and we have also decided to have a Karaoke evening, it's going to be busy down in the Ballroom tonight! Yet again the Minstrels have found a way in, and are setting up in the Gallery in the Great Hall ready with their usual selection of madrigals and toccattas................spare us..........please!
For members not wishing to indulge in any musical interlude, we have an interesting variety of amenities for our members, from the indoor pool down in the dungeon, (swimwear is available for members who didn't bring any - skinny dippy is frowned upon - indoor pool does not approve! On the topmost Tower, members will find the bungee, all ready and waiting for bouncing, just be careful not to land in the moat, the piranhas bite! On the North Tower we have the hot tub just bubbling away, nearby his friend the mini bar, (suitably replenished from last meeting) is waiting. Members are welcome to wander in the extensive grounds of the Towers, and they can also access the beach, though bathing is not recommended as the water is too cold at the moment. Also outdoors, there is a race track and cars ready for racing and the rowing boats are again available for rowing out on the lake. Back indoors, members can also use our library, gym and the conservatory (though members are reminded not to feed the Triffid its not due another feed until midsummer)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[Psybbo]

Yes Tony, my overly protective one is at my side, night all

[nungate]

Hello Lady J, I hope you are well, can Igor fetch you something?


Sorry if I'm a tad distracted trying to keep five cats occupied when Queenie is otherwise engaged is a bit heavy going just now

[tonyav]

LOL, he loves you, Psybbo. G'night.

[DTCwordfan]

So where in the Royal Fifedom.....I found a glorious house over there! Well two and totally different and price-points. Crail GC, nearby the second, yes sign moi up tomorrow.

http://search.savills.com/property-detail/gbedrseds040151

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-26400222.html/svr/2708?premiumA=true

[tonyav]

Iv'e been to Fifedom many many years ago, Glenrothes a brand new town then and Kirkaldy.

[lady-janine]

are you intending to move DTC?

[nungate]

Hail and farewell Sibs, had Queenie's bf here today, he's just left and she is now back with us (up to a point)

[DTCwordfan]

Hi Lady J, how are thee in the alchies corner of our beloved county?

[DaisyNonna]

A protector? wistfullySounds lovely.

[Igor61]

he's from linoleum town DT - get it?

[tonyav]

Ah, but t'is grand to be young and love, nungate.

[lady-janine]

very windswept and rather damp on the outside. just going to get something to solve the problem of a dry inside.

[nungate]

the young don't have a monopoly on that Tony, the bf is from one of those towns - not the new one.....

[DTCwordfan]

Wouldn't mind having a property on/near that North coast of the Forth of Firth or is that Thrift.........

[tonyav]

Good gal, lj, not a dry gin then.

[DaisyNonna]

Does Colin have children?

[nungate]

Best beloved is in Glasgow he says you could go swimming there at the moment - heading this way I suppose, time to dig out the WELLIES (unlike last weeks typo!!)

[tonyav]

nungate
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the young don't have a monopoly on that Tony


I know, nungate, still grand after all these years.

Gordon Browns place of birth then, nungate.

[DTCwordfan]

aka bloody Raith Rovers fan then, tony....

It was a wee bit breezy here today, Lady J - actually, was rather glad that I took a thicker woolly with me, when having to hang around outside earlier.

[nungate]

Now DT, would that be the "north" from us here on the south of the firth or the "north" side of the Kingdom facing the Tay?