Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and Welcome to Mad Over Fifties Club.
Igor is ready and waiting at the door to collect coats, cloaks and brooms for concealment around the Towers, whether or not they will be returned to their owners at the end of the evening remains to be seen.
Tonight's Tailcock will be the "Glasto Mud Bath", an earthy brew I have been informed, yet, potent! Come and dip your buckets in the vat and give it a try.......
We have organised a barbecue down on the beach, members can fix up their own favourites be it burgers, hit dogs or ribs, just go and toss something on the grill! The ice cream van has been hired for the evening and is situated down at the beach so just ask Luigi for your hearts desire. For members who do not fancy an evening on the beach we are happy to announce that the running buffet is back, all you have to do is catch it! A selection of volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers can be found in the great hall for members too slow to catch the buffet. Members wishing to dance can do so in the ballroom, where we have the Enrique Postlethwaite Samba band playing for us tonight, and for those of a more cultural bent Professor Humphrey Humphries will be giving a talk on the finer points of iambic pentameter in Shakespearian Tragedy in the library (no I haven't a clue either but it sure sounds good!)
All facilities here at the Towers are available to members with no restrictions (unlike last meeting) so feel free to make use of the extensive
range of facilities we have on offer.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals



carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

nungate
Question Author
no, Anne, his are navy blue ....


He won't be able to wear those at Wimbledon you know, nungate !.

[anneasquith]

navy. was he a sailor ? I have a pulse ( always a bonus ) :) has your head stopped thumping, hope you feel better. good evening all and sundry .

[nungate]

No, has never served. The navy blue matches his eyes!

Having trouble with the laptop switched to kindle this might not be a good evening

[tonyav]

Evening anne, you have a pulse. Are they a type of bean ?.

[anneasquith]

kidney !

[tonyav]

Ohhhh, like those anne. Lovely with a pork chop.

[nungate]

legumes?

[DTCwordfan]

at last, fingers and everything crossed, mine has settled down. 3 issues all wrapped up together but now unscrambled.

[tonyav]

Had to look up what a Legume is then, nungate.

[nungate]

I hope the library allowed that Tony............... :-0

[tonyav]

I had internet problems earlier to day as well, I think there is a BT conspiracy going on.

[tonyav]

LOL, my library was Google, nungate.

[nungate]

don't talk to me about BT - google away Tony!

[tonyav]

You having probs with BT, nungate ?.

[nungate]

You could say that Tony, darn thing keeps going off and orange lights flash, and coupled with the laptop troubles - it really is misbehaving tonight, just puts the tin lid on my little corner of the world.

[tonyav]

Have you tried rebooting the hub, nungate. sometimes works.

[DTCwordfan]

mine had to be replaced and with the order in, the blasted router started working again with decent speed etc, so it's under threat of replacement by the new one now.....

Great goal there to the Colombians.....

[nungate]

rebooting the hub? I'm roadkill on the information superhighway I wouldn't know one end of a hub from the other! I can wire up a computer adding all the bits, I can run telephone extensions all over the house (and not by plugging them in) but reboot a hub - clueless!

[tonyav]

nungate, just switch the hub off for about 10 secs and then turn it back on.

[tonyav]

Ohhhhh, beating Uruguay.