Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome to Mad Over Fifties Club, in light of the wonderful weather we have here at Nungate Towers, we're holding tonights meeting down on the beach.
The Tailcock tonight is the "Sandy Shore" (no strings attached!) just the thing to sip when barefoot!
We have set up the barbecue, and Luigi's Ice Cream van will be along later.
DJ Bert Fanackapan is just setting up down by the mooring for Polar Bear's 'Berg keeping things nice and cool.
Tonight's festivities will be whatever members decide they should be, all the facilities are available for members use, from the indoor pool in the dungeon to the bungee on the topmost Tower (beware of the piranhas in the moat when jumping)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

sorry in a bit of a rush tonight......

[tonyav]

You'll be fine DT, she hasn't crashed into anything or anybody yet !.

[nungate]

DT!! I was very careful, I didn't hit anyone or anything and I did a three point turn (after a fashion) and I don't drive a car! Loadsafun!

[DaisyNonna]

I know it is dark but I need a paddle. No rude remarks about a switch of vowels thanks. I have my crystal to light my way. Anyone else? Then the barbecue!

[DTCwordfan]

Can imagine that - tomorrow Sainsbury's, a week later dodgems, a month on karts and the future, onwards and sideways, just don't find reverse, nungate!

[nungate]

We'll light the torches, still relatively light, you'll have to come out of the shade a bit Daisy and see the bonfire! If anyone start singing cumbyah I'm off as fast as I can hirple!

[nungate]

it made a noise when I reversed!

[nungate]

beep, beep, beep..................

[DaisyNonna]

Nungate, how about, 'There's a long long worm a-crawling across the roof of my tent'?

[tonyav]

Dark here to, Daisy. Not to worry though I'll hold your hand.

Was there a beeping noise when you reversed, nungate.

[DaisyNonna]

A bonfire! Vanity vanity all is vanity!

[tonyav]

Ah yes, the lesser spotted tent worm, Daisy. Watch it with them though, they like to eat tent pegs !.

[nungate]

not familiar with that one. Anyone know "Does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight?"


Nights are so short here it's often getting light as I'm going to bed...

[DTCwordfan]

Whose canvassing for Tent 1....? I might just retire there.

[tonyav]

nungate, your closer to the arctic circle than us down here.

[DaisyNonna]

Always rather fancied a Yurt.

[DTCwordfan]

If I start singing, I'll clear the beach....

[tonyav]

Go for tent 2 DT, that one has a ground sheet.

[DTCwordfan]

A first floor one, then I can avoid those beach snakes Daisy has released to get me.....

[DaisyNonna]

Have very happy memories of a Rondavel.

[DTCwordfan]

Tony, thanks for the clarification, I always knew that nungate could be related to Captain Scot, Captain Scot of the Arctic.