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Apologies for the late start - computer lost my post.....again!
Good evening and Welcome, me in out of this "summer rain" ... Tonight's Tailcock is the "Claret Cup" (well it is the Open) so do come along and dip your bucket in the vat of Tailcock and give it a try.
Due to the inclement weather we feel it best to keep tonight's activities within the confines of the Towers. So to this end we have engaged our favourite local band, The Tone Deafs to play in the ballroom for members wishing to dance and we have also secured a copy of the film classic "Some Like it Hot" which will be screened in the library.
Tonight we will be having another running buffet, for those members who manage to catch it, feel free to indulge, and for those members who are unable or unwilling to give chase, supper has been laid out in the snug, where they will also find a selection of volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers.
Members are free to make use of the facilities here at the Towers, might I add that the indoor pool has felt somewhat neglected lately as members have been making full use of the outdoor pool and the beach. He is hopeful of having some company this evening. We have fired up the hot tub on the North Tower and dusted the cobwebs off the bungee for members who feel the need of a soak or of themselves off our topmost tower towards a moat full of piranhas.............
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
carriages at midnight.
Good evening and Welcome, me in out of this "summer rain" ... Tonight's Tailcock is the "Claret Cup" (well it is the Open) so do come along and dip your bucket in the vat of Tailcock and give it a try.
Due to the inclement weather we feel it best to keep tonight's activities within the confines of the Towers. So to this end we have engaged our favourite local band, The Tone Deafs to play in the ballroom for members wishing to dance and we have also secured a copy of the film classic "Some Like it Hot" which will be screened in the library.
Tonight we will be having another running buffet, for those members who manage to catch it, feel free to indulge, and for those members who are unable or unwilling to give chase, supper has been laid out in the snug, where they will also find a selection of volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers.
Members are free to make use of the facilities here at the Towers, might I add that the indoor pool has felt somewhat neglected lately as members have been making full use of the outdoor pool and the beach. He is hopeful of having some company this evening. We have fired up the hot tub on the North Tower and dusted the cobwebs off the bungee for members who feel the need of a soak or of themselves off our topmost tower towards a moat full of piranhas.............
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
carriages at midnight.
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Here we are:
Tony’s in the Towers Gardens, not much to do
But golf and get some thundery sun
Hops on a cart, still almost dark
Get out and have some fun
Lines up his shot, he’s feeling Psybbo hot
He tries hard not to push
But half the time, like he was piranha blind
It ends up in the broomy bush
He curses and swears like no MoFCers there
Digs up a chunk of Scottish dirt
OMG, he’s hit the Towers house, feels like a louse
Thank God even Igor wasn’t hurt
He hacks around, rips up the ground
The hole seems ’way too small' (always a problem)
He misses his shot and swears a lot
This is no fun at all
Every shot’s worse than the last
No matter how he tries
They don’t go where he wants them
But the rough - It makes him wanna cry
Daisy and Queenie laugh themselves wet, Tony stands and chaffs
He ask them what’s so funny
They grin and say, “Looks like today
You owe us lots of money”
Finally when our Tone make a shot
He thinks he’s getting hotter
He rips the next shot long and hard
Straight into the Moat and the water
Every shot makes someone smile
Somehow it’s never him, could be you
A nungate and minty foursome comes up behind
Asks if they could play through
He shanks and pull, he slashes and slice
He finally gets around
The only part that he enjoys
Is when he’s tailcock bound
Our Tone practices ‘til the sun goes down
Determined not to fail
The more he ties, the worse it gets
He just grooves his slash and wail
Today, Tone had a real good day
He’s happy as could be
Had lots of fun, he and his Daisy Hon
They stayed Towers-inside and watched the Open on TV
Tony’s in the Towers Gardens, not much to do
But golf and get some thundery sun
Hops on a cart, still almost dark
Get out and have some fun
Lines up his shot, he’s feeling Psybbo hot
He tries hard not to push
But half the time, like he was piranha blind
It ends up in the broomy bush
He curses and swears like no MoFCers there
Digs up a chunk of Scottish dirt
OMG, he’s hit the Towers house, feels like a louse
Thank God even Igor wasn’t hurt
He hacks around, rips up the ground
The hole seems ’way too small' (always a problem)
He misses his shot and swears a lot
This is no fun at all
Every shot’s worse than the last
No matter how he tries
They don’t go where he wants them
But the rough - It makes him wanna cry
Daisy and Queenie laugh themselves wet, Tony stands and chaffs
He ask them what’s so funny
They grin and say, “Looks like today
You owe us lots of money”
Finally when our Tone make a shot
He thinks he’s getting hotter
He rips the next shot long and hard
Straight into the Moat and the water
Every shot makes someone smile
Somehow it’s never him, could be you
A nungate and minty foursome comes up behind
Asks if they could play through
He shanks and pull, he slashes and slice
He finally gets around
The only part that he enjoys
Is when he’s tailcock bound
Our Tone practices ‘til the sun goes down
Determined not to fail
The more he ties, the worse it gets
He just grooves his slash and wail
Today, Tone had a real good day
He’s happy as could be
Had lots of fun, he and his Daisy Hon
They stayed Towers-inside and watched the Open on TV
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