Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Apologies for the late start - computer lost my post.....again!
Good evening and Welcome, me in out of this "summer rain" ... Tonight's Tailcock is the "Claret Cup" (well it is the Open) so do come along and dip your bucket in the vat of Tailcock and give it a try.
Due to the inclement weather we feel it best to keep tonight's activities within the confines of the Towers. So to this end we have engaged our favourite local band, The Tone Deafs to play in the ballroom for members wishing to dance and we have also secured a copy of the film classic "Some Like it Hot" which will be screened in the library.
Tonight we will be having another running buffet, for those members who manage to catch it, feel free to indulge, and for those members who are unable or unwilling to give chase, supper has been laid out in the snug, where they will also find a selection of volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers.
Members are free to make use of the facilities here at the Towers, might I add that the indoor pool has felt somewhat neglected lately as members have been making full use of the outdoor pool and the beach. He is hopeful of having some company this evening. We have fired up the hot tub on the North Tower and dusted the cobwebs off the bungee for members who feel the need of a soak or of themselves off our topmost tower towards a moat full of piranhas.............

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight.

[tonyav]

Evening your nungateship, gawd what a journey !, Indie did a great job with avoiding the storms though I only got struck by lightning twice ( got an hair brush I could borrow ).
For the roffle I have two beautiful fully stocked hanging baskets heavily rain damaged and one Blue Gabardine Mac ( circa 1966, belt missing ).
Anyhoo, Igor a bucket of that Claret ( and Blue ) if you please.

[nungate]

He will add some blue curacao just for you to make the claret and blue!
There's a brush in the downstair cloak room if you need to "freshen" up Tony - bit damp today!

[DaisyNonna]

Claret cup? I take it you are alluding to golf rather than a receptacle for that red stuff we leak when punctured.
Yes please. If supper is laid out in the snug where might I ensconce Eric and Malkin?

[nungate]

Exactly Daisy. Are you well? .....and the beading?

[tonyav]

Eveng

[tonyav]

Dunno what happened there ^^^^^.

[nungate]

before I forget Tony. Friday night, BBC4 9.00 (ish) that thing I was telling you about

[tonyav]

Evening Daisy.

There's a brush in the downstair cloak room if you need to "freshen" up Tony - bit damp today!


That lightning frazzled my hair a bit !, nungate.

[tonyav]

Ah right, thanks nungate.

[nungate]

well, if you need a trim around the frazzled ends I'm sure Belle could assist

no thunder here today at least, just rain - typical Scottish summer

[tonyav]

Okay, Belle it is, only the frazzled bits mind.

[DaisyNonna]

Hi Tony. Glad to hear you and Indie are still enjoying yourselves.
Lightning can be an unwelcome distraction. Eric has his satnav connected to the local weather stations. Before you ask, no I haven't a clue how he managed that. You know what a technophobe I am.
For the Rifle I have two miniature bottles of bubble bath. One coconut and one fig and orange oil, (loathe the smell of coconut and the thought of fig and orange makes me feel nauseous). Also a padlock (with key) very small, would suit a lady.

[DTCwordfan]

Evenin' all.....

Bloody toothbrushed is the first thing that I pick up on. The toothbrush was invented in Redruth, that town that seagulls fly over upside-down, as there is nothing worth crapping on. Anywhere else, it would have been 'teethbrush' - stoopid, one-fanged Redruthians.....

Mine packed up this morning but Mr Sainsbury (don't know whether it was Tim or David) was offering me one for £17-50 instead of a twenty-five pound note (that new Salmond currency).

So, riffle tonight,

Six tees in the shape of a man's body, the ..... making a tripod
Two balls
One Ram driver, its head already wet and in the moat
Three Piranhas
One ton of sand from the Nungate bunker (anyone who knows the difference between a bunker and a sand trap gets a bottle of Bard Champers).
Three broom brushes, rather prickly
One fishing net - spent
One Golf announcer "An the next person onn t'e tee is Miss Daisy Driver"
Peter Alliss
Hazel wot's her name ('Servin' - dtc) a fellow grad.
Psybbo's BF, Worwy Mackerolroy.
and the spent teethbrush (good for ball stimulation - note Tone).

[DaisyNonna]

Nearly back to normal nun, whatever that is.
43 beads to go!
Now want a ballerina. Kit preferred. Not ebay.

[nungate]

Evening DT, you sound in fine fettle, I trust all is well (or as well as can be expected under the circumstances)

[tonyav]

Ohhhh, hope I win the toothbrush.

. Also a padlock (with key) very small, would suit a lady.

Daisy, is that for a chastity belt ?.

DT, the difference between a bunker and a sand trap is one as dry sand and the other as damp sand. do I win the champers ?.

[nungate]

I have a chart for a nice one all in pink - was in one of my magazines can let you have a copy if you'd like - no beads!


Am going to duck out of MOFC for a short time. Queenie is away and best beloved has been slaving over a hot stove, I shall have to go dine with him
............anyone have any Rennies?

[DTCwordfan]

apart from the Ninja, who is cold in this weather and wants to be boxed up like being in a box.....words last night!

Otherwise, yes. Now there's a Nungate Towers Ode somewhere in these papers...slug of Tomatin and Claret Jug, needed - oh and the Benjamin Franklin spectatorales.

[DaisyNonna]

Hi DT. Bunker British, Sand Trap American.
Many other definitions.

[DTCwordfan]

Nope tony.