Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

well, here we are again. Another Saturday and time for Mad Over Fifties Club, so come on in for a giggle! Igor is on standby to collect, brooms, wellies, brollies and other sundry items, just don't hope for their safe return at the end of our evening as he likes to hide them about the Towers, and his memory isn't what it was......
Our tailcock tonight is the is the "Soggy Saturday" well named I think. It is an interesting brew with quite a kick! We also have the return of the Running Buffet - catch it if you can ...... For the less fit among us a light supper has been laid in the Snug, it includes volly vonts, horses doovers and canopies, as well as a delicious selection of other goodies.
We have a DJ booked for members wishing to dance down in the ballroom.
As always all our facilities are available to members, though I would recommend that members might prefer to remain indoors this evening in view of the inclement weather.
Queenie sends her apologies she will not be joining us this evening.
For the rofl I have:
3 bottles of Rose bubble bath (would the winner kindly refrain from tossing it in the moat or in the fountains - thank you)
Bag of odd socks - mostly left ones
12 Back issues of The Lady Magazine

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

Arrrg well splice me mainbrace, like that, Dt.

[nungate]

Don't just pass by Lady J, come in, undo your corsets, and still a spell, I'm sure Igor could find you some refreshment or I could use my walking stick and trip up the running buffet.....?

[DTCwordfan]

a mainbrace sounds like an excellent idea.....

[Igor61]

Never had a mainbrace let alone spliced one, is it painful?

[queenofmean]

Muuuuuuummmmmm.... Can you stock up on lemsip and Kleenex just incase

[anneasquith]

isn't science amazing...............a piece of wood with a handle, and it can improve our life.. :)

[nungate]

What?

[DaisyNonna]

Just ran off ran off nun. What you probably did not know ( I did), Worthing station underpass is always damp with trickles of water. It is built over an underground stream, the Teville, diverted into culverts in Victorian times.

[queenofmean]

We got really wet today but got your hot choc :)

[nungate]

That's a shame Daisy, I hope your water butt got filled up at least

[nungate]

OK plenty of Kleenex pick up lemsip on your way home. You should have gone straight into a hot bath or shower as soon as you got in!

[nungate]

ta for the choccie

[tonyav]

Can be on a wet night, Igor.


DTCwordfan
a mainbrace sounds like an excellent idea.....


I might join you, DT. I think a four sheets to the wind would be appropriate.

[DaisyNonna]

Water butt full! Really want to plant stuff but can't even get a spade into the ground. Pathetic aren't I?

[DaisyNonna]

How many sheets constitute a Duvet Cover?

[tonyav]

A drop more rain might soften the ground for you, Daisy.

[tonyav]

Five in the winter and three in the summer, Daisy.

[nungate]

you could always revert to a pick Daisy

[tonyav]

Or a rotovator, Daisy.

[DTCwordfan]

forget the duvet, daisy, go for a purple blanket - definition: Purple Blanket
Vodka shaken with Crème de Mûre & selection of forest fruits