Petrol Prices

[dustypuss]

I’ve noticed petrol prices are dropping fast .This made feel very emotional. In fact I started to fill up.

[carrust]

I broke down on the motorway... I was in floods of tears.

Good gag b.t.w

[carrust]

I'm addicted to brake fluid.... I'm finding it very difficult to stop..

[dustypuss]

I’ve just looked at (Related Questions) the second and third one down! Now that dose want to make you cry.

[vulcan42]

At least when you broke down on the motorway carrust you had a hard shoulder to cry on.

[frugalfred]

It must be your high-octane personality, dustypuss.

[carrust]

Lol @ Vulcan

[marval]

Good one

My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America, just to see how long it Texas.

[vulcan42]

It will take forever if you stick to the Maine roads.

[berniecuddles]

These jokes are a gas. Deisel be the end of me

[DTCwordfan]

If I went, I'd a Ho.....

Be careful to shift that driver's stick carefully.

[DTCwordfan]

You'll get cheap gas before you get to Texas if you see my mate, Ken Tucky or my Greek friend, Ari Zona.

[marval]

I know road rage is an awful thing but when someone bumped my car I just couldn't help it. I got out my camera and snapped at the offender.

[DTCwordfan]

I bought a magazine about car accidents - it was a bumper issue.

[Old_Geezer]

Well I was so impressed I got on to Amazon and ordered a few pints, mail order.

[marval]

Changing a tyre on that crazy Houston freeway was a wrenching experience.

[FrogNog]

I love the old Vice Reeves joke:

I put so much petrol in my car the other day.....

[FrogNog]

..... I couldn't get in it!

[FrogNog]

Vic not Vice. Tsk!

[marval]

My German vegetarian friend drives a Volks Vegan.

[frugalfred]

My mate did that Texas trip; he left his flower-power girlfriend behind; he did miss his hippy but sought comfort in the arms of a sexy Russian, Miss Ouri.