Sailing

marval | 17:45 Wed 06th Jun 2018 | Jokes

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I sailed my old boat out to sea this afternoon and did 17 knots in her. Surely there’s an easier way to tie your laces.

I went to selfridges yesterday, it was pretty good. I sold nine of them.

I always dip my headlights when driving at night. I put salsa on one and guacamole on the other.

I bought a made to measure suit today. It has rulers on the sleeves.

Archaeologists have discovered the remains of what appears to be a prehistoric coastal golf resort in East Africa. It could be the missing links.

I joined my friends in the pub to find them going on about elves, wizards and hobbits. I have no idea what they are Tolkien about.

I found an everlasting lemon. I now have a zest for life.

Have you ever played the Eskimo lottery? You have to be Inuit to win it.

I used to be a famous Sultans chef. Could never please him though, had a thing about the presentation of his vegetables. I just could not figure out what to serve his Saladin.

I went into the library and asked for a book about leprechauns, horse shoes, and rabbit feet. “You are in luck” replied the librarian.