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Good Evening and welcome to MOFC here at Queenies Quay. We had to relocate from Nungate Towers in the spring. The Moat Flooded and the Towers were deemed unsafe.
Staff remains relatively unchanged, however Igor refused to leave the towers and I believe he remains there. We still have Chubb master of the keys, Greengrass the Gardner (last seen tending to the giant Maze), Scoff still works in the kitchen he married Soo (said she was a Sous Chef at some high flying place, didn’t ask too many questions);Dyson the cleaner and everyone else. Igors replacement is the chainless Rahul his ‘eengleesh’ needs improvement so if you feel you can help feel free. Sir Cumference the resident ghost is about - last seen pretending to be a coat hanger in the Cloakroom.
Anyway...we have here at QQ a giant Maze, Rose Garden, Race Track, a massive beach looking over the Firth into the Northern Night, we have a smaller lake with pedalos should you wish to not take the Jet Skis out into the open water. Life Jackets MUST be worn. We are setting up a Bungee once we get the tower finished and can locate better elastic.
Feel free to roam around the premises, we have the dining room straight ahead past the central staircase - where you will find a massive Chinese Banquet and the usual Volly Vents and Horses Doovers. Pudding Trolley is petit fours. Off the dining room we have the great hall, where the ‘Tone Deafs’ and the Minstrels took up immediate residency - they will be playing their own versions of popular 70’s and 80’s hits they may do requests.
We have the usual vestibule (under stairs) we have a games room, library, cinema room (currently showing Episodes of Hawaii 5-0), we have a gym with a pool (heated) and sauna and there is a ballroom should anyone wish to partake in bit of dancing.
Tailcock this evening is the Mermaids Tail - not sure if there’s an actual tail but be cautious- a light brew made with local Gin.
Rofl will be held which I have donated
1 Dan Brown book, read good, broken spine
One Sock Pink clean
Listerine mouthwash opened, unused
Hope you have a great evening, Carriages at midnight
Staff remains relatively unchanged, however Igor refused to leave the towers and I believe he remains there. We still have Chubb master of the keys, Greengrass the Gardner (last seen tending to the giant Maze), Scoff still works in the kitchen he married Soo (said she was a Sous Chef at some high flying place, didn’t ask too many questions);Dyson the cleaner and everyone else. Igors replacement is the chainless Rahul his ‘eengleesh’ needs improvement so if you feel you can help feel free. Sir Cumference the resident ghost is about - last seen pretending to be a coat hanger in the Cloakroom.
Anyway...we have here at QQ a giant Maze, Rose Garden, Race Track, a massive beach looking over the Firth into the Northern Night, we have a smaller lake with pedalos should you wish to not take the Jet Skis out into the open water. Life Jackets MUST be worn. We are setting up a Bungee once we get the tower finished and can locate better elastic.
Feel free to roam around the premises, we have the dining room straight ahead past the central staircase - where you will find a massive Chinese Banquet and the usual Volly Vents and Horses Doovers. Pudding Trolley is petit fours. Off the dining room we have the great hall, where the ‘Tone Deafs’ and the Minstrels took up immediate residency - they will be playing their own versions of popular 70’s and 80’s hits they may do requests.
We have the usual vestibule (under stairs) we have a games room, library, cinema room (currently showing Episodes of Hawaii 5-0), we have a gym with a pool (heated) and sauna and there is a ballroom should anyone wish to partake in bit of dancing.
Tailcock this evening is the Mermaids Tail - not sure if there’s an actual tail but be cautious- a light brew made with local Gin.
Rofl will be held which I have donated
1 Dan Brown book, read good, broken spine
One Sock Pink clean
Listerine mouthwash opened, unused
Hope you have a great evening, Carriages at midnight
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wellll hellloooooo ..long time no see...took me a bit to track you down..went to the towers to drag the moat for sparklies but no joy..don't suppose you or greengrass found them....well...lets get the tailcock tested no' had one for ages...volly vonts !! Rahul..lead me to the volly vonts... here's my bucket for the mermaids tail....no ice...
Help!
I've been waiting outside for ages but I can't get past this guy
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He keeps muttering something about my blue lounge suit with brown boots and shaking his head!
I've been waiting outside for ages but I can't get past this guy
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He keeps muttering something about my blue lounge suit with brown boots and shaking his head!
oh ..here's my ROFL contributions... a wee fishing net , no use for fishing sparklies... half a bottle of advocaat... the coconut creams from christmas quality street tin.... and a pair of slippers..too late to take them back now...size 4.....pink ..Tone would like them....but keep them damned goats away from them...
Thanks for the advice, Queenie. I hope that I'll never tell anyone I've got an 'invite' though. (Horrid US English! 'Invite' is a verb. One has an 'invitation', NOT an 'invite').
So I can probably get past the flunky with the silver tray then but Rahul, whom I see hovering in the background, doesn't look very welcoming either
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Perhaps when I get to where the music is, and get going with my spoons, my talents will start to be appreciated?
So I can probably get past the flunky with the silver tray then but Rahul, whom I see hovering in the background, doesn't look very welcoming either
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Perhaps when I get to where the music is, and get going with my spoons, my talents will start to be appreciated?
Rahul ! Ra Ra !! now leeesten verrry carefooly..ah shall say this only once........take me to the volly vonts and tailcocks....and be a good man and get my sparkly from Belle....I feel a go on the jet skis coming over me......oh it's good to be back.... Tone Deafs d'ya ken any Bay city rollers stuff...shang a lang....shang a lang...
You sure know how to party, Minty ;-)
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Hello all 'puff puff pant pant' I went to the old place luckily Igor was in, had a few beers and a catch up with him ( haven't seen him for ages ). Anyhoo he told me where you have moved to, lovely place you have Queenie , does Chubb look after the Quay ?.
Now then this tailcock, I hope the scales have been scraped of the mermaids tail !. For the ROFL I have with me one pack of Rizla liquorice cigarette papers ( only five papers left though ) one (used) exhaust back box suitable for a 1954 Morris Oxford and six beer mats.
Now then this tailcock, I hope the scales have been scraped of the mermaids tail !. For the ROFL I have with me one pack of Rizla liquorice cigarette papers ( only five papers left though ) one (used) exhaust back box suitable for a 1954 Morris Oxford and six beer mats.
