Mad Over Fifties Club Early I Know

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and a warm welcome to this week’s MOFC here at Queenies Quay. I know it’s early but I’m heading out shortly for a meal and I’ve been planning this all week.

It’s just after Valentines Day so we decided to throw a Valentine's Ball for everyone. This will be held in the heated marquee in the rose garden. All available staff will be on hand to serve drinks, nibbles and take coats. Plant has been pruning and has a lovely selection of roses for you to gift to a member of your choice. Please take care of the balloon decorations we don’t need you floating off into the night.

We have our resident DJ this evening DJ C who will play an eclectic mix of romantic songs, ballads or anything that will make a party a party. So on you go get them dancing shoes on. On the caterers trolley we have loads of steaks, chips, peas and all the steak sauces known to man. We have chocolate covered strawberries for afters.

The Tailcock this evening is Cupid’s Arrow, a light blend of raspberry gin and a few other additions, one that will get them arrows flying and hearts a poppin.

If you want to remain in the house where it’s a little quieter we have the cinema room and the library. We have the volly vents and horses doovers in the dining room and an ice cream trolley where you can make your own sundaes.

For the rofl i have
3 sheets of blue tissue paper
1 pen used no ink, think it was blue
One bag of jelly tots unopened

I may not be about this evening but I may drop in if I can.

Carriages at Midnight.

[tonyav]

Had it got any money in it, Theland ?

[queenofmean]

I believe Belle has it in the cloakroom.

Shall we do the ROFL?

[Theland]

No money. A condom dating back to 2001 and a credit card.

[tonyav]

Yeah do the ROFL, queenie. While I'm supping this bucket of tailcock, very nice it is to.

[tonyav]

Ah a 2001 condom, unsafe sex !

[queenofmean]

It is isn’t it Tony!

Right tickets ready

Tonight’s winning number is Aqua
The winning colours
78
4
13
84
52

Well Done to everyone who’s won a prize

[tonyav]

Ohhhh I've won a pen that doesn't write.

[TonyV]

Oh Queenie have to try next week then, you have a spare room and blanket for the night?

[queenofmean]

I won the tin of odds and ends. This will do Oh for his birthday

[Theland]

I hope I win the four cup hooks.

[queenofmean]

We have visitors quarters Tony. Plenty beds and essentials on hand if you need them.

[tonyav]

Don't forget to gift wrap it then, queenie.

[Theland]

Just finishing off my Horlicks and taxi waiting.
Thank you for a lovely evening.
Remind me to never come again.
Goodnight all.

[queenofmean]

I won’t Tony!

It’s not usually this quiet TL.

Enjoy the Horlicks - I hated that as a kid. I’ve been curious now I’m grown up.