Beaten Up

[marval]

I was beaten up by a seven, nine and eleven year old last night. I have decided it is time to get even.

They are going to put a clock on the leaning tower of Pisa. That way it will have both the time and the inclination.

I turned on my SatNav and it said ‘Bear Left’ and there was the zoo. How good is that?

I left the office door open last night and my staff are not happy with me. I came in to a frosty reception this morning.

My partner wanted a green jumper for his birthday. So I bought him a frog.

Many thanks to the guy who gave me the large plastic sheet last night. Ta Paul Lynn.

I went to the doctor’s today. He said, “You’re dying.” I said, “How do you know?” He said, “Your eyebrows are a different colour.”

I have been trying to set up a group for years to play the blues but unfortunately Chelsea only play against professionals.

I was watching a DVD on my laptop when I thought, “Maybe it would be better if I put it in.”

My county council has banned all carnivals in the area until further notice. It is so unfair.

[maggiebee]

Very good marval

[Spicerack]

Some good ones there.

[Patsy33]

Lol...
Sorry you were beaten up. How odd!....