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Beaten Up
I was beaten up by a seven, nine and eleven year old last night. I have decided it is time to get even.
They are going to put a clock on the leaning tower of Pisa. That way it will have both the time and the inclination.
I turned on my SatNav and it said ‘Bear Left’ and there was the zoo. How good is that?
I left the office door open last night and my staff are not happy with me. I came in to a frosty reception this morning.
My partner wanted a green jumper for his birthday. So I bought him a frog.
Many thanks to the guy who gave me the large plastic sheet last night. Ta Paul Lynn.
I went to the doctor’s today. He said, “You’re dying.” I said, “How do you know?” He said, “Your eyebrows are a different colour.”
I have been trying to set up a group for years to play the blues but unfortunately Chelsea only play against professionals.
I was watching a DVD on my laptop when I thought, “Maybe it would be better if I put it in.”
My county council has banned all carnivals in the area until further notice. It is so unfair.
They are going to put a clock on the leaning tower of Pisa. That way it will have both the time and the inclination.
I turned on my SatNav and it said ‘Bear Left’ and there was the zoo. How good is that?
I left the office door open last night and my staff are not happy with me. I came in to a frosty reception this morning.
My partner wanted a green jumper for his birthday. So I bought him a frog.
Many thanks to the guy who gave me the large plastic sheet last night. Ta Paul Lynn.
I went to the doctor’s today. He said, “You’re dying.” I said, “How do you know?” He said, “Your eyebrows are a different colour.”
I have been trying to set up a group for years to play the blues but unfortunately Chelsea only play against professionals.
I was watching a DVD on my laptop when I thought, “Maybe it would be better if I put it in.”
My county council has banned all carnivals in the area until further notice. It is so unfair.
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