Good Book

[marval]

My partner likes nothing more than to curl up with a good book. So I have bought him a copy of Advanced Contortionism.

I have just bought a new Wigwam, my partner says it looks just like one of our older Wigwams. I agree, it is very similar to a certain ex Tent.

When it comes to relationships I always envied Pierre and Marie Curie, I don’t know what it was, they just seemed to have this special chemistry going.

A fox has just killed all my chickens. I don’t know how I’m going to recoup my losses.

I got so drunk last night that someone put me in the recovery position. This morning I woke up on the back of an R.A.C. truck.

Some bloke asked me if I wanted to buy a sat nav for £5,000. I told him where to go.

I only ever watch movies made by a certain production company. It is so important to me, in fact it is paramount.

I regularly use mousse to style my hair. The big pile of leftover antlers is becoming a problem though.

I hate jokes about Vietnam. They really Hanoi me.

I have just been on one of those 1830’s holidays, It was really good, everyone was wearing cravats and riding penny farthings.

[Patsy33]

Lol....

[zebo]

Poor chickens. Maybe you can hunt the foxes down and hound them out of town.

[poorclare]

lol

[maggiebee]

Is your new wigwam outstanding in its field?

[marval]

It is Maggie, the trouble is there is no loo. So I have nowhere tepee.

[maggiebee]

Maybe you'll have to dump it unless there are some dockins nearby.

[tonyav]

Those teepee's aren't an Apache on a bell tent.

[beso]

Actually there were no penny farthings in 1830. They didn't appear until about 1870.