A Fishy Tale

[Chipchopper]

A man pops in to a seafood restaurant with a large salmon under his arm and says to the waiter "do you serve salmon fish cakes ?"
Waiter: "No sorry sir, we don't have much call for them, these days"
Ah, that's a pity, the man says, it's his birthday today.

[Patsy33]

Lol..