Brilliant Footballer

[Rondy]

A British soldier, on tour abroad, saw a young lad kicking a shell case around.
Impressed with his skills, the young soldier brought him a football, and watched him , as he improved his skills, until he saw that the young lad, was very talented.
He spoke to the young man, and promised that he would speak to his friend, Jurgen Klopp, the manager of Liverpool, on his return.

This he did, and the young lad was summoned to Anfield for a trial. he passed and was employed, starting in the youth team, later progressing up the ranks, until, one day, he was a sub, on the bench, when Liverpool played Chelsea in the FA cup final.

Liverpool were 3-1 down, with 10 minutes to go.

The young man was sent on, and scored 3 goals to win the match.

He was a hero, with the man of the match award.

Later that night, he rang his Father.

"Papa, today I scored a hat trick, and won the game, I am a hero"

"Hero" said his Father" today, as you scored those goals, you poor Mother had to wait all day in a queue for bread, your sister was raped, and your brother was beaten up, and shot at twice"

" Papa, I'm so sorry, but it was your choice to bring the family to Liverpool

[Sqad]

LOL....I liked it Rondy, but you might have to take some flack from our AB scousers.

[Patsy33]

Lol...
Wasn't expecting that punch line!..