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The Queen And Charles
The Queen and Prince Charles are traveling alone in a Land Rover on the way back from a lunch for the President of the EU. They have become separated from their bodyguards.
The Queen is resplendent in Jewels, Tiara and necklace, oozing in diamonds.
A man jumps in front of the Land Rover pointing a gun at them.
Prince Charles turns of the engine and winds down the window.
The man says "Give me your money"
Charles replies " I'm the future King of England and I don't carry money"
" OK " says the man " give me your credit cards "
"Well " proclaims Charles " For the same reason, I have no need for credit cards "
In desperation, he points his gun at the Queen.
"Give me all your jewels and diamonds "
Her Maj responds " I have no jewels or diamonds young man "
The Man looks at her, and it's true, she is devoid of all body bling
" Get out of the car " he said
They oblige, he gets in and drives orff
"Well, that was a close call " Charles twitters, " By the way, Mother, what happened to all your jewellery?"
" Well, whilst you were talking to that nice young man, I hid all of my diamonds in a place that even Phillip wouldn't have found."
Charles is bemused and his face demands further clarification.
" I put them in my Jack and Danny " states Liz.
"Thank God for that" retorts the man who talks to his sprouts
" It's a shame that Camilla wasn't with us...we could probably have saved the Land Rover"
The Queen is resplendent in Jewels, Tiara and necklace, oozing in diamonds.
A man jumps in front of the Land Rover pointing a gun at them.
Prince Charles turns of the engine and winds down the window.
The man says "Give me your money"
Charles replies " I'm the future King of England and I don't carry money"
" OK " says the man " give me your credit cards "
"Well " proclaims Charles " For the same reason, I have no need for credit cards "
In desperation, he points his gun at the Queen.
"Give me all your jewels and diamonds "
Her Maj responds " I have no jewels or diamonds young man "
The Man looks at her, and it's true, she is devoid of all body bling
" Get out of the car " he said
They oblige, he gets in and drives orff
"Well, that was a close call " Charles twitters, " By the way, Mother, what happened to all your jewellery?"
" Well, whilst you were talking to that nice young man, I hid all of my diamonds in a place that even Phillip wouldn't have found."
Charles is bemused and his face demands further clarification.
" I put them in my Jack and Danny " states Liz.
"Thank God for that" retorts the man who talks to his sprouts
" It's a shame that Camilla wasn't with us...we could probably have saved the Land Rover"
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