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Q; What 's E.T. short for?
A; Because he has little legs.
Q; Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
A; Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
Q; Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A; Because they're dead.
Q; What should you do if you see a spacemen?
A; You should park, man.
Q; Why can't you trust an atom?
A; Because they make up everything.
A duck is standing by the side of a busy road, cars and bikes and lorries zooming past, left and right. A chicken walks up to him and says, "Don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it."
A; Because he has little legs.
Q; Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
A; Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
Q; Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A; Because they're dead.
Q; What should you do if you see a spacemen?
A; You should park, man.
Q; Why can't you trust an atom?
A; Because they make up everything.
A duck is standing by the side of a busy road, cars and bikes and lorries zooming past, left and right. A chicken walks up to him and says, "Don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it."
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