Daft Definitions

[maggiebee]

Pantry - The room where you keep your underwear.
Pants - What underwear does on a long run up a steep hill.
Parachute - A double-barrelled shotgun.
Paradox - Two doctors.
Pasteurise - Too far to see.
Pacifist - Someone who punches you on the nose peacefully.
Painful - A glass house (Please remember that people who live in glass houses should undress in the basement).
Palaver - A kind of sweater.

[Patsy33]

Love these...
Trying to think of some :-))

[Patsy33]

Invest- Hoping to make a profit wearing an undergarment..

[maggiebee]

Good one Patsy

[novalis]

Palindrome - a friend who works at an airfield.

[DTCwordfan]

Gastro-orgasmic - now that food was truly delicious
Procaffination - can't function in the morning until 3 coffees have been consumed.
Attic - a room with midges
Waterloo - a new form of sanitation invented in the early 19thC.
Waterzooi - what type of meats are there in this soup, waiter?
Waterbed - sorry, I have a leakage problem.
Tena - that's what they cost - each pad.....

[Canary42]

Politics - Parrot's parasites

[mallyh]

sorry going to lower the tone ...
dictaphone an obscene call

[Canary42]

Obscene - Old Boy spotted

[douglas9401]

Hyperventilation

Upstairs aircon in the Linstrand house

[douglas9401]

Pyrenees

What our jennyjoan wants from Santa.

[Ellipsis]

Save Our Souls - plea to preserve politicians

[douglas9401]

Alpenhorn

Erotic muesli stimulation

[geevo41]

precarious - having sound teeth

[jno]

Cor Anglais
Anglo-Saxophone

[DTCwordfan]

Continuing the musical theme, 'Oboe' - 'Oh, where's my violin?'

[Ellipsis]

> precarious - having sound teeth

I thought it was ...

precarious - much of the contents of men's underpants

[vulcan42]

Palmistry, not knowing who your father was.

[vulcan42]

The first definition reminded me of the "Open all hours" episode, where Arkwright was reading from the newspaper regarding a naughty vicar.
"His vest was found in her pantry and her pants were found in his vestry."

[THECORBYLOON]

Bigamy - Personal generosity

Bigamist - Italian fog

[jno]

why some men marry is a mystery; why some men marry twice is a bigamistry.