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Facts Of Life
10 Facts of life:
10- Life is sexually transmitted.
9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a substantial tax
cut saves you 50p?
2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2023:
We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of Cars
in Britain......
But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and
terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of
immigration.......
10- Life is sexually transmitted.
9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a substantial tax
cut saves you 50p?
2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2023:
We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of Cars
in Britain......
But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and
terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of
immigration.......
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