And There's More

[Rondy]

The landlord at my local pub announced there's going to be a hefty cash prize for this years best costume for Halloween. Last year my wife won it and she only came to pick me up from there.
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Wow what a session that was in the bedroom - God only knows how many calories I burnt off there I hate putting that duvet cover on!
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I just saw a little midget with a fez on shouting "Just like that, Just like that" as he was getting in to his car - I think it was a mini cooper!
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A French guest staying at a hotel in England phoned room service and asked for some pepper. 'Black pepper or white pepper?' the manager asked 'Toilet pepper' he replied.
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