London Drinker Magazine (Dec/Jan Issue)
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Walking home from the pub last night I saw two old age pensioners holding hands. As they walked by I said to the old guy with a smile and a wink: "Have her home by ten now."
The elderly man stopped and again with a smile and a wink he replied: "Don't worry I will, her husband gets home by eleven."
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