chat up lines!!!!!

[ivor-bigon]

what is the worst chat up line you have had used on you or have used.did you get a result or rejected.don`t be shy your amoung friends :)

[Ms.Hijinx]

Someone once asked me "If there was any chance of the big pink bus pulling into tuna town later that evening?" Needless to say it did not work and the look of surprise on his face when I cracked him one round the chops was worth suffering the chat up line-if you can call it that!!!

[ivor-bigon]

thats funny he should of known you were more of a smoked salmon type of girl.lol

[Ms.Hijinx]

cavier darling!!! lmao

[naz_nomad]

I hope you mean Caviar ... surely cavier would mean 'like a cave' ... omg

[China Doll]

Is that a mobile in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? Actually that worked as it made him laugh...

No one uses chat up lines on me... I think they can tell from a glance that this would be a very bad idea and their health insurance and ego could not afford it ;0)

[andy-hughes]

I have never used a 'chat-up line', but I wrote a monthly feature for a magazine that involved interviewing about sixty people in an evening in various night-clubs, and one of the questions was the worst chat-up line you've used - heard?

Best was - "Do you like group sex? No, nor me, just the two of us then?"

Worst was - "Do you come her often?" - apparently guys do still say that!

The best one I know, but would never dream of using, even when single, is

"I have to know your name, because otherwise, when I dream of you tonight, i can only call you 'Baby'."

[_kmz_]

How about :
'I have a 12" schlong - remember that, there's an oral test later"
?

OR

'I love every muscle in your body, especially mine'
?

Appalling!

[Roughquest]

Some guy I met out one night simply bought me a drink and then said 'So when was the last time you had sex?

I left the drink and moved on. Men are such eejits....

[drchasuble]

Not exactly a chat up line as we were already on a date but he did ask me whether I'd be in the market for some bottom loving later.

I said thanks but no thanks. Definitely not on a first date.

[starry eyes]

someone said to me once, 'is your dad a thief, cos he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes'!!!!! CORNY!!! needless to say, it didnt work!!

[-Zorro-]

I normally just say "How u doin"....works everytime

[ivor-bigon]

i actually met my wife in a trendy bar and gave a full "youv`e lost that loving feeling" and got a standing ovation from about 200 people.it worked and ive paid for it ever since.

[joko]

"Hi, I've got a harley" - *snigger*

[feellinold]

I haven't used an "ice breaker" chat up line for years but the best I heard was " Is hot in here or is it just you " Definitely one that doesn't offend and gets the conversation rolling!

[Panic Button]

Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Do you sleep on your stomach ?




Do you mind if I do?