1) Drink pints 2) Be drunk in public 3) Pretend to be hard 4) Try to dominate men 5) Eat in public (except restaurants) 6) Never say the f or c word 7) Smoke anything (ummmmmmm, you have disappointed me!!!!!) 8) Wear trousers to a wedding 9) Wear trainers other than doing sports/training 10) Moan about periods 11) Moan about men 12) Moan 13) Fart 14) Drive
and should always...............................
1) Smell of flowers 2) Know there place 3) Accept a spanking 4) Be non-confrontational 5) Smile at people 6) Wear skirts/dresses more than not 7) Wear underwear 8) Offer to cook 9) Keep a tidy wicket
1) Drink pints - I dont
2) Be drunk in public - hardly ever
3) Pretend to be hard - I dont pretend
4) Try to dominate men - I dont
5) Eat in public (except restaurants) - very rarely
6) Never say the f or c word - hmmmm
7) Smoke anything (ummmmmmm, you have disappointed me!!!!!) - see above
8) Wear trousers to a wedding - depends what time of year it is
9) Wear trainers other than doing sports/training - I do
10) Moan about periods - I dont
11) Moan about men - very rarely
12) Moan - very rarely
13) Fart -
14) Drive - Im good at driving
and should always...............................
1) Smell of flowers - I smell of strawberries today
2) Know there place - yep, I do
3) Accept a spanking - as long as I can return the favour
4) Be non-confrontational - Im not
5) Smile at people - I smile
6) Wear skirts/dresses more than not - I love my jeans
7) Wear underwear - I do
8) Offer to cook - would you like me to cook you dinner Wardy
9) Keep a tidy wicket - yep
My wife whom I consider to be perfectish:-
Drinks pints (but doesn't get drunk), IS hard, drives (well), wears trousers and trainers and swears. She also loves a good spanking and has a very tidy wicket :)
What do you want wardy, one of the stepford wives?
And why shouldn't women drive??
I would just like to take this opportunity to say that I am a skilled, law-abiding driver and have never been involved in a road accident (unlike some).
You c**t, I'm going to pound your f***ing face in cos I'm hard as nails. Ha ha, sorry, it's just that I've been on the pints and am as drunk as a skunk, also, it's my period, it really hurts, oh god the pain, you men, you never understand, all the same... oh, excuse me, I've just farted.
Sorry Pippa but i have to agree with minter on that one. Im not a prude but, well lets just say that mr johnlambert never passes wind within hearing distance of a lady, and I expect the same in return, there's just no need!!!!!