I would be a unicorn,cos they are sweet,honest,gentle,kind.
Just like me ( pmsl)
Oh and yes, they do exist cos I see them every Saturday night just after last orders.
i would be a fat bee and constantly fly in to peoples heads. i think i could entertain myself for a whole day doing just that. or maybe i'd just sit on their shoulder and see how long it is til they see me. and when they do see me and run away, i'll come back 5 minutes later and fly into their head.