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Circus Job
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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young
people show up. One is a good looking lad in his mid-
twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same
age.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it
-- this is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you
guys better be good or you're history. Here's your
equipment: chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out
first?" The girl says, "I'll go first."
She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps
right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and
pant and begins to charge at her. About half way there, she
throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to
her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick
her calves, kisses them and rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've
never seen a display like that in my life." He then
turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?"
The young man replies. "No problem, just get that lion
out of the way."
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