At least half of you will laugh at this...

[pastafreak]

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN.... Between 18&22 a woman is like Africa-half discovered,half wild,naturally beautifull with fertile soil. Between 23& 30 a woman is likeAmerica,well developed and open to trade-esp for someone with cash. Between 31 & 35 a woman is like India,very hot,relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. From 36 - 40 a woman is like France:gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit. From 41 - 50,a woman is like Great Britain with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60 a woman is like Yugoslavia-lost some wars, won great battles but haunted by past mistakes-strong&proud.Between 61 &70 she is like Russia-very wide with borders now unpatrolled. After 70 she is Tibet...off the beaten path with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit. GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN-Between 1 and 78 a man is like Iran-ruled by a d*ck

[legend758duo]

pasta dosbedanya tovarich ( thats my attempt at russian ) lol

[pastafreak]

Huh??---couldn't find that in Wikipedia-lol

[amsterdammer]

What the hell are you on about? Are you drunk, or just a moron?

[amsterdammer]

PS, Or have you O/ D on Pasta?

[pastafreak]

ummm....who are you directing that at amsterdammer?-seems rather harsh.

[legend758duo]

pasta sorry .
that was my attempt to talk in russian.
as you are


russia lol

[figure]

Food for thought ;-)

[tiggerblue10]

Lol :) x

[pastafreak]

Got ya geography wrong leg....I am yugoslavia-lol (strong & proud.......and certainly NOT wide!! ) x

[topogigo]

Can i firmly state that i am in the half that don't find it funny.

[jodie73]

Well i found it funny Pastafreak! LOL.x

[pastafreak]

awww-sorry topo...!

[legend758duo]

youre merging pasta lol

[pastafreak]

What ARE you on about,leg.....you've lost me.

[bensmum]

Well I thought it was funny pastafreak. I am like Yugoslavia!