part two

[logic]

11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

12. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

13. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

14. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

15. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Lilac is a flower. We have no idea what mauve is.

16. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

17. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

18. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

19. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

20. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, or Cars.

21. You have enough clothes.

22. You have too many shoes.

23. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

24. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the settee tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

[christine847]

very funny Logic

[logic]

HA glad you liked it Knobby,
No I do not smoke anything any more.
BTW, did you enjoy the Eagles?.

[logic]

Gotta go now, as i'm just about to close some business on e/bay.
pete.

[Drisgirl]

I am snorting like a pig and H has just told me to shut up -I havent laughed so much for ages -tears are streaming down my face -cos its all true.Cheers for that -lol

[bensmum]

True, all true!
Thanks for the laugh logic.