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MM and KM Links December 2008 [Week 3]

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crofter | 19:00 Fri 19th Dec 2008 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Good Evening AB Linkers, from North to South Pole!

Welcome to the beginning of the third week in the reign of Lady Slaney, who is off to pastures new for a couple of weeks! More on that tomorrow. Before she went, she left with me two weeks' supply of Links Words and gave me carte blanche to make whatever adjustments that I felt were necessary! [Very unwise] Hence, I shall launch the MM Links posting on her behalf tomorrow morning at 8.45am and declare her words for linking at the usual time of 9.00am. The rest is over to you.

I hope that things will go smoothly, but as some of you regulars may know, my Sunday's posting last week of answers and scores was banned from AB as being "chatter". As soon as I realised what had happened, I fired an email of explanation and as far as I am aware, it has been restored and there should be no repeat this weekend ~ but nothing in this life is certain!

I shall get down immediately to the business in hand before I attract undue attention. If all goes according to plan, the words of Lady Slaney should be declared at 9.00am and I should close the game down at 7.00pm on Sunday and score the entries. Furthermore, seekeerz will open the posting of the international version of this same game which is called KM Links at an earlier time. In this case, the words to be linked come from the Herculis crossword in the Daily Telegraph. Here, the predictions are processed by our very own Wizard(ess) from Oz, seekeerz.

As I always say, "Why not chance your arm at both Link Games?" They remain open for most of the weekend and all entries are scored and entered on to master scoreboards. There are over 40 regular entries every week and newcomers are always welcome.

Until we meet again, may I wish you all "Happy Linking"!

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Now I love malaprops Christiana!! I usually speak them!

Magyar...Read the posting Crofter opened thread with...his post was barred as 'chat'...!

Thanks Pauline. Now I understand. I hope we don't all get banished to chatterbank.
God forbid!!!
Right...come on now...Christmas Cracker jokes!!!

I will start....

Why is Santa so clever?
He has lots of 'Ho' levels!!

Come on ...somebody must have a worse one than that!!
Back very briefly (just seeing 98 year old father off to bed he's with us for Chrismas!)
Just a quickie, why is Santa Claus depressed - 'cos he has just had the sack !!
Night all xx
How do we know Santa is a man? No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.
Here's a truly awful one.

Did you hear about when King Wenceslas went for a pizza. The waitress said "Do you want your usual? - Deep pan, crisp and even."
I like that one Christiana!!! :-))


How many chimneys does Santa go down?
Stacks!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a flying saucer?
A UF ho, ho, ho
What's E.T. short for?

Give up!

Cause he's only got little legs, boom boom.
The three ages of man.

He believes in Father Christmas
He doesn't believe in Father Christmas
He IS Father Christmas
You're good at this Christiana...just read that out to Reg who is chuckling!!
Oh Magyar...that is a groaner!!!!
Good grief Magyar, that really does take the biscuit, or, as it's christmas, the plum pudding.
What do you call people who are frightened of Santa? Claustrophobic
What Santa's favourite pizza?

Any as long as it's deep pan, crisp and even.
This was one was posted in an article in the Telegraph on best and worse Cracker jokes....

Q: How did the human cannonball lose his job?
A: He got fired
Keep alert Magyar. Been there, done that one.
What did Cinderella say when the chemist lost her photographs? One day my prints will come.
Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.
Why did the skeleton go to the New Year's Eve party on his own?
He had no body to go with!

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe !
What did the reindeer say before launching into a comedy routine? This will sleigh you.

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