Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Members are advised that, as there are no committee members available tonight, there will be no raffle.

[Mamyalynne]

brilliant idea less spillaage and i will drag a couple of those commodes over sorted

[crazycathy2]

so we're all set now where did you say you had put that hunky man in the stables? no that isn't right is it? well can you remember we can drag him out he can drag the commodes over no sense you doing it

[Mamyalynne]

was he in the shed or the pantry think think think

[Mamyalynne]

oh quick left him under the stairs he may be short of oxygen and need kiss of life (i will race you !!)

[crazycathy2]

Oh well nothing for it we'll have a few drinks and if we can't find him we'll ring for another

do you have dial a hunk on your speed dial?

[Mamyalynne]

speed dial ??? now where have they hidden my phone the blighters

[Mamyalynne]

I have resiteataed rsusutaed rsecttitaed oh i have brought him round seems he was dreaming of a good night in wahay !!!

[Mamyalynne]

and he likes a jellybean cocktail and the older woman what luck

[Mamyalynne]

Oh well just me and him locked in seems youve all gone so dont blame us if theres a mess next week and by the way his name is Tarquin ya boo sucks

[crazycathy2]

Tarquin that is a bit up market

I bet ladyalex would like him too...

Sorry I was getting a fix - I mean I was getting fixed

Has he a friend????

[SLINKYKATE]

hiya i'm back ,just laughing at nobby he thinks i might be joggerjayne

[SLINKYKATE]

when i got home from the wee club tonight my toaster has burst so need to get one in the raffle next week

[Mamyalynne]

wee club do they give out free tenas someones had all mine drip drip

[Mamyalynne]

who doesn`t laugh at nobby is that the one with or without nuts??

[Mamyalynne]

Tarquins friends ? now where did i stash them oh heck

[SLINKYKATE]

with nuts ,everytime i ask him why he thinks that he ignores me.

[pinktwink]

evening all thought i would gatecrash

[crazycathy2]

Slinky we don't ahve such posh things as toasters in our raffle - you know the usual things tin of horlicks, few hat pins, the magnifying glass you donated.

Mind you mamyalynne has found a posh guy called Tarquin he might donate a toaster

Slinky If you are JoggerJane who is Jogger Jane -is she you? it is way too confusing - you should stay in the over 50s where we all know we are mad but we usually know who we are- lol

[SLINKYKATE]

thanks for the wee heart in my crossword bit,thats it finished,going to bed now,toodle pip

[crazycathy2]

nite slinkykate - maybe your toaster will recover in the night

Pink come on mamyalynne has a few hunky men stashed somewhere we going to find them